mondo

To experience a severe and violent episode of withdrawal as a result of not using Facebook.

Matthew hasn't checked Facebook today, so he's over on the floor sweating profusely and bleeding from the eyes and mouth. He's totally gone mondo.

by osujoe June 13, 2011

mongo-proof

a task or action which is extremely easy to do, so easy that someone retarded or someone of extremely high dependency is able to do without a problem.

changing that light bulb was mongo-proof.
'hey man', 'this plan is mongo-proof'.
playing that instrument is mongo-proof.

by stevethebus October 22, 2011

Mongolian Mud Slap

When You Produce A Steaming Turd On Your Hand then slap The closest person To you In the Face, Then scream loudly.

Hello there how you doing?
Fine why?
"Squish"
WAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Dude wtf.. AAAH ITS ALL STEAMY.

Ooh thats a mongolian mud slap :D

by Kelvin :D November 24, 2011

Mongolian Vacation

A physically and/or mentally demanding vacation that usually results in a new found respect for the people/place visited and a renewed sense of perspective on life. Derived from Vincent’s vacation to Mongolia in September 2011

Kiran: Vince, you look completely exhausted. Didn’t you just come back from vacation?

Vincent: Yeah totally dude, but it was a Mongolian vacation.

by Vincent Wali September 13, 2011

Mongochabe

The combination of the terms "mongoloid" and "chabe".

1. What a mongochabe!

2. Sup mongochabe?

by swaaaagg October 5, 2011

moanogamous

A relationship with one person (same sex or opposite) where that person so physically fulfills you that you can't imagine yourself wanting anyone else.

Dick: So how are things going between you and Phill?
Pat: He really rocks my world. Every night I can't wait to feel his touch.
Dick: So no more Chris on the side? You're Dedickating your self to Phill and a life of moangamy?
Pat: Absolutely! Phill is the ONLY one for me. I hope he's just as comemitted to being moanogamous as I am!

by Missther Moanher January 13, 2012

Mongolian brothers

when two friends know that they have slept with the same chick and refuse to admit it to eachother because she was really ugly, a total skank or lame in bed

i was having a drink at the bar with my best friend when a horribly familiar voice behind us shouted "hello boys!". One look at my friends face and I knew we were Mongolian brothers.

by blackstever December 19, 2012