pegging monday

when all girls get to go around and pegg guys as payback for all the years of sexual assault 😋

bitch 1: omg did u bring ur strap on?
bitch 2: yeah i’m so exited to peg johnny
bitch 1: i love pegging monday

by datonepegginghoe September 28, 2020

Mog Monday

Every Monday in the Imogen Temult Fan Club (ITFC) community. A day on which those who want participate in Mog Monday Rollies to crown that week's Mog Pog of the Week.

Person 1: I don't like Mondays...
Person 2: Well, at least it's Mog Monday! Let's roll some dice!

by MVNG0 February 14, 2024

A “Monday”

A “Monday” is a slur for black people because no one likes Mondays.

Billy: “Omg look at that Monday”

Chad: “A “Monday” is the worst I swear”

by CasperJeepPatriot August 08, 2024

No Boner Monday

No Boner Monday is a day to challenge yourself, it is what it says.

Hey Josh! I see your boner, on No Boner Monday! WTF!

by Glunters_Exploration TTV November 01, 2020

mogus monday

amogus

Oh no, tomorrow is mogus monday!

by i hate ur dream stan January 25, 2022

Monday morning cornerback

An individual who retrospectively attributes their failures and disappointments to external factors rather than acknowledging their own contributions.

Ignore that guy. He's just a Monday morning cornerback. Never accepts blame for his own screwups.

by A legit doctor. Not a joke. January 01, 2025

Murdoch Monday

The best Monday you had/have/will have your whole life. Filled with unlimited treats (usually pastries, baked goods, cakes and desserts).

Just another Murdoch Monday

by brad455 August 14, 2022