A person who often wake up in the middle of the night, horny and with a goblin like energy, starts having sex with their partner.
1) Dude! She started blowing you in your sleep?
2) Yeah she's my midnight goblin, gobbling on my d**k
2) Yeah she's my midnight goblin, gobbling on my d**k
by MoonshinerPhil September 17, 2023
by NaraTime March 17, 2009
(Not to be confused with the song "Midnight Rocks" by Al Stewart) Midnight Rock is a music genre that consists of very calm rock music that you would play between midnight and three in the morning while driving on a dimly illuminated and empty highway.
Person 1: "Man, I sure do love listening to Who's Crying Now by Journey while cruisin' down the highway in the middle of the night."
Person 2: "Oh, you seem like someone who would enjoy Midnight Rock."
Person 2: "Oh, you seem like someone who would enjoy Midnight Rock."
by MincinMan February 01, 2025
by literallyryangosling August 22, 2023
by SoM Fan lol September 28, 2022
by SoM Fan lol September 27, 2022
A man who’s sends a dm at 2 am in hopes of getting attention from a beautiful girl. The Midnight Thief never sleeps.
by agent 0013 June 09, 2024