long and loose and ready for use

describing yourself, preferably when talking to the ladies.....

Wanna' know how I am?, I'm long and loose and ready for use!

by batman and throbbin' November 4, 2013

hanging like a loose tooth

On the verge of homeless, bankruptcy and/or death.

"How ya doing, Chauncy?"
"I'm hanging like a loose tooth. I got laid off, I'm two months behind on my rent, my wallet's empty, and my car was just repo'd."

Eddie and Eva caught swine flu. They're hanging like a loose tooth.

by lalalander17 July 20, 2009

Tying up Loose Dick

When you go through a period of growth and you gotta see if the vibes are still there with previous females you associated yourself with

I spent all day going through my contacts, tying up loose dick since I got back from my first year away at college

by ChevHonda December 9, 2018

All Hell Breaks Loose

When You or Someone You Know Pisses off the BIGGEST Biker In a Bar and Is About to get his ASS FULLY Killed

*Outside the Bar*
The Biker: Your DEAD Little Fag!!!
Your Friend: Bring It Pussy!!
*Fight Starts*
You to EVERONE Around The Fight: All Hell Breaks Loose

by Kuma-kuna August 4, 2008

tie up loose ends

Killing or threatening someone in order to avoid events that will not be good for the person tying them.

A: Michael knows you stole his cash.
B: Guess I'll tie up loose ends.

by Xrantic November 12, 2013

getting my shoulders loose

A euphemism for masturbation evoking the appearance of the masturbator as viewed while looking through a window, or seen from the waist up.

One would think by the amount of times I've been caught getting my shoulders loose I'd learn to close my blinds at home. NOPE, busted again........At least the neighbor girls had a good laugh

by keepitloose September 18, 2012

donkey humpin lama loose

or(dhll) a name from some one that was named on a mmorpg, so i came up with this name "donkey humping lama loose" most of my buddies use it for a insult, which infact its a great insult because most have have no fucking clue to what your talking about here are a few examples that ive run into myself.

driving situation: btw i do not hate black ppl this is just an example
<me> HeY! get off your CELL PHONE you donkey humpin lama loose!
<black woman> !@#$%^&*^%$#@ < i can never understand what they are saying to me
<me> its a green light bitch MOVE!
heres another situation:
<robber/gangsta> gimme yo moThA fuckin money BitCh fo i poP you witH my 9
<me> hey you fucking donkey humpin lama loose, back the fuck off bitch!
<robber/gangsta> ?
<robber/gangsta> (takes off running)

by NO whats your name! April 19, 2005