loading a musket

metaphor for anal sex, but the kind that really packs it in there, you know the kind that will probably have some sort of explosive finale

Dude, I totally want to stick it in that girl's ass..
I dunno, bro, she looks too uptight, if you tried it'd probably be like loading a musket, after you pullout she's gonna shart all over the place

by ProfessorBling July 20, 2017

Mother load

When you take a big poop

"Oh man, I gotta go mother load"

by Knightsfan2265 January 26, 2019

Nut load

To nut a load is to ejaculate semen

He shot a nut load in Doreen’s mouth

by Dunne dictionary September 11, 2018

Load Groans

A male groan signifying the arrival of an orgasm (ie..load). The load groan is typically emitted or elicited during the peak of sexual intercourse, or sometimes from a lonely public bathroom stall.

"Did you hear the load groans coming from the coat closet at that raging party the other night?"

by -=v00d00=- September 27, 2018

Doot load

used to signify an extremely large amount of something. also can be used to exagerate a point

There were a DOOT LOAD of flamers standing around the interior decorating store.

by eisthestuff March 5, 2003

Fat Load

One who has the ability but no ambition. Someone who wants more out of life but without putting in the work and whom is a Fatty. see www.iamafatload.com

I was planning on working out today but instead I played Resident Evil 5 for three hours and ate a bag of cheetos. Damn I feel like a Fat Load.

by Gidyup247 July 27, 2010

loaded dice

"loaded dice" is slang for sword fight amongst inter-racial male lovers... (see anaconda vs. meal worm)..

Jeff and Kenny were in the handicap stall playing with loaded dice.

by Judness April 19, 2010