Shame Load

Shamefully and deliberately jizzing without the use of masturbation.

Sometimes I just lay back, watch porn and let a shame loads fly.

by Silver willy December 14, 2013

loaded waffle

A load of shit; bullshit; you're full of shit. Designed for the professional environment.

"Hey, did you know Ebola is really a Russian-Cuban conspiracy plotted to wound every aspect of the US and its people?"

*Anthony sniffed his nose and continued working, "That sounds like a loaded waffle to me," he said.

-a

by GenuineFlea October 31, 2014

unsafe load

When she’s not on the pill and you’re not wearing a condom and you accidentally cum inside of her.

Guy 1: I wasn’t wearing a dome and she wasn’t on the pill and I accidentally came inside her.
Guy 2: Dude!!! That’s an unsafe load

by Sillenevets April 4, 2019

Frontal Load

The culmination of a Septum Fuck wherin the Fucker releases his sperm into the Fuckee's Brain Cavity. Named for the penis's proximity to the frontal lobe of the brain during climax.

James : " I've had a horrible migrain from Marks frontal load last night. "

Chuck : " That sucks."

by the septimus November 22, 2011

roping loads

Masterbating tenaciously resulting in long strands of semen shooting out of your penis

Took Christine home last night, roped loads all over her face.

Roommates outta town, been roping loads all over the apartment all day.

Gave her the ole Peter North 5 roper

by Jimbobuckeye October 6, 2013

Fat Load

One who has the ability but no ambition. Someone who wants more out of life but without putting in the work and whom is a Fatty. see www.iamafatload.com

I was planning on working out today but instead I played Resident Evil 5 for three hours and ate a bag of cheetos. Damn I feel like a Fat Load.

by Gidyup247 July 27, 2010

loaded dice

"loaded dice" is slang for sword fight amongst inter-racial male lovers... (see anaconda vs. meal worm)..

Jeff and Kenny were in the handicap stall playing with loaded dice.

by Judness April 19, 2010