Laying an egg

The act of pulling one of your testicles up to your ass and showing it to someone while simultaneously mooning them.

I just laying an egg(laid) in front of greg over there and he’s crying now.

by Vinny2444 January 6, 2022

lai lai

lai lai is a greeting commonly used in the game Lost Ark. It can mean all sorts of things, usually with very positive connotations, however most people recognize it as a constant reminder of the existential dread that is eating them up from the inside as well as the agonizing pain they feel when whiping to Argos for the 5th consecutive time.

lai lai everyone!

by FLOROID May 16, 2022

Lay kay

Lay Kay means a person has no emotions and is very boring

Jeff is very Lay Kay, i told him a joke and he didnt care! :(

by Ally16 April 26, 2019

Lay

Lay is a word for extremely skilled fortnite players. It comes from an inside joke of the Fortnite E Sports scene where bad players "get laid", so good players are the ones who "lay".

You're so good, one day you'll be a Lay!

by CheesyKirah December 1, 2022

lay a pizza

to vomit (especially when one is intoxicated)

After too many tequilas, he rushed outside to lay a pizza on the porch.

by Mr Professor October 26, 2013

Closet Lay

when a person still isn't out of the closet but still has sexual intercourse with the same gender

" Joseph is such a Closet Lay , he had a one night stand with Joe but still isn't out yet"

by sexyboisex September 25, 2019

Lai

The greatest of them all

“Lai is the fucking goat”

by Laitookyogen May 16, 2025