Lay pipe

Dropping a long continuous turd in the toilet

Hey man I lay pipe in the toilet you got to see- it’s like a foot long

by Pipelayerbutpoop April 10, 2024

lay in lad

a person that likes to lay in, in the mornings.

"why is he late its like 11am"
"you know him, he's a lay in lad"

by big boy676 May 31, 2019

lai ye

Lai ye is the epitome of being a skinny white Chinese boy who scurries for the chance to be raw dogged by sweaty men. He occasionally enjoys getting fingered in the prostate for a nice relaxing evening so as to loosen it up for a pounding by sweaty oiled up men. He stays up all night fantasizing about the meat of sweaty men while he ideates new techniques to make these oiled up men squeal while they unload their white protein shakes into his skinny petite body.

Lai ye is a person who enjoys getting anal by sweaty men.

by Glizzydestroyer September 16, 2023

laying on the cat

To fall asleep while having sex, usually because of a boring partner, inability to hold an erection, or extreme exhaustion.

My favorite episode of 30 Rock is the one where Jack confesses to laying on the cat.

Lisa has been really boring in the sack lately, making me lay on the cat every time!

by Konstantin Denisivich December 24, 2009

Lai lai

A person's mother-in-law

Yek is always reminded to cook dinner for his Lai lai

by Yek's Lai lai March 10, 2021

Lai lai

The mother-in-law to a person who is residing with the paternal side of the family. If the male partner is residing with the female's parent(s) then the male undertakes the woman's role and addresses his mother-in-law as his lai lai.

Wes has a lai lai.

by Bapukwes March 12, 2021

Lai lai

A mother-in-law to a person residing with the maternal side of the family.

Wes has a lai lai and he serves his lai lai everyday.

by Bapukwes March 12, 2021