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tunqkulayle (tunq*ku*lay*le)

a lover, a person use only for sex or pleasure he/she ain't your man or woman
but a person you can chill with have fun and fuck after and move on smartly

and still be friends
girl: hey girl whats up? i'm just kicking it with my tunqkulayle (tunq*ku*lay*le)
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lay a pizza

to vomit (especially when one is intoxicated)
After too many tequilas, he rushed outside to lay a pizza on the porch.
by Mr Professor October 26, 2013
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Sack Lay

A sack lay is when a buddy falls asleep or passes out and you proceed to pull out your ball sack and lay it on them. This is usually followed by photographic evidence and howling with laughter.
He was so tired he fell asleep after the hike and his friend pulled an exquisite sack lay and snapped a photo.
by royeroyeroy December 23, 2013
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laying track to pound town

Putting in work with a lady to increase your chances of getting laid at some point in the future.
Damn Luke is taking his date out to dinner, must be laying track to pound town!
by Mcmccarrot March 6, 2015
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lay a cap on

Usually in the combination "to lay a cap on someone": to put an end to someone's life
"This was a man talking who'd just laid a cap on three people back there and he was worried about this guy breathing?" 'Deaver, Jeffery (2003): Twisted, p. 30' (lay a cap on)
by mydi1000 August 12, 2015
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Laying Grout

The act of having a degenerate female lie naked on a cement floor (usually garage or basement) while pressing her breasts together. One or multiple men then proceed to squat-shuffle over her while defecating. The bead of feces is implied to be the "grout" and the breasts symbolize tile or other masonry medium to which the grout is binding.
"Hey Dandelion, you coming over later?" "Nah, Mav. I'm gonna help some friends with something." "Oh, what?" "Laying grout." "Oh. Ok. I love you." "K. Bye." "I said I love you..." "Yea. Thank you. Bye."
by synasthetic October 14, 2016
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lay an anchor

uh when u have to poop
"Hey mom i'm gonna go lay an anchor"
"Son what does that mean"
"Its uh when u have to poop"
"Ok"
by YEAHBOIII609 November 3, 2015
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