Jonas

Jonas:" Deine Mom hat HIV von mir du hurensohn"

Jonas dein po ist nass

by tpmodern November 24, 2023

Jona

Doing a Jona, is when someone older is dating a younger person. The point at which it is not illegal but not right.

J: Ooh I am going to the disco tonight
S: Oh really?
J: Yep
S: Dont do a Jona!!!
J: Hahahah I won't

by bigbootydownlatinas August 14, 2023

Jonas

Gay ass nigger

"Hey that nigga overthere looking mad gay"
"Such a Jonas"

by Famous Austrian Painter September 26, 2023

Jona

The most marvelous human being that has ever existed

Jona

by Tralalaa November 25, 2021

Jonas

When somebody makes an extremely unfunny joke.

"2 Tomatoes were crossing a roa-" "Dude stfu stop doing a Jonas"
"He just did a Jonas"

by IHateSimps October 22, 2019

Jonas Brothers

The Jonas Brothers are the most amazing human beings on planet earth. They care a lot about there fans and they are back and happier than ever. So do not insult them or do anything thing mean to the or else the whole Jonas fandom will come after you.

Person 1: I love the Jonas Brothers and I can’t wait to go to there concert.

Person 2: I can’t wait either I don’t know how people could not like them.

Person 3: I hate them

Jonas fans: Go get a life we can’t even look at you

by JB fans rock October 23, 2019

Jonas Jordalen

Jonas Jordalen is so insanely atracctive and he has the biggest penis in the world it’s so massive and he has the sharpest jawline of everyone in the whole world.

Boy: OMG Jonas Jordalen is making me gay with his huge penis.
Girl: Yeah he is so hot

by Wrighteous71 October 27, 2019