Johnny Derp

A man who lies when talking about how his ex-wife severely cut his finger. An abuser whose masculinity was challenged when his victim of an ex-wife wrote an OpEd in a national newspaper talking about her experience, and never once actually named him, but he still wrongly sues her for defamation, wins, but then screws up with the settlement. An actor who constantly is late to set & verbally abuses members of the film's crew.

Girl 1: Hey, bestie, I need to get away from my boyfriend.

Girl 2: Why? What's he been doing?

Girl 1: Girl, he's totally been acting like a Johnny Derp.

Girl 2: Oh wow. Yea, you REALLY need to get away from an abuser & liar like that.

by Wayne "Loony" LaPierre May 20, 2023

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Legendary bullrider from South side Houston tx

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Daddy johnny is known as the best discord mod and twitch mod for the twitch streamer “doitfoemonta” he is also known as the most handsome and cutest man in the world. Daddy Johnny pulls all the e kittens once he shows them his 12 inch cock(send him a dm for a pic). Daddy johnny also is loved by the whole community. Everyone knows Daddy Johnny as Batman who is the partner of Robin which is Daddy Cujo. Johnny is also known as the best person to fuck and have e sex with.

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by big daddy johnny June 27, 2023

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