Jizz Cat

An adjective used contextually with tone and timbre to indicate someone either very cool or ironically uncool.

Chloe: "I met your friend Mike last night."
Mark: "Yeah, that guy is a real jizz cat!"

Cate: "Uh...that creepy French guy tried to get with me last night."
Abbey: "Yeah, that guy was a real jizz cat."

by Pedro Papadoupoulos February 4, 2010

Jizz Chisel

(Noun): Penis, slang for the male sex organ. See also ham candle, and/or beef bayonet and/or skin chime.

"Dude! She's definitely into you...maybe you should hit her with the old jizz chisel..."

by Throbinwilliams May 9, 2019

Jizz Jumping

The awkward act every hetero female is familiar with: cupping their genital area and waddling to the bathroom for clean up post coitus.

I recorded my ex girlfriend jizz jumping and sent it to everyone on her company mail list after we broke up.

by Milopie Sneezypee August 22, 2016

satan's jizz

A large amount is bloody discolored semen that burns as it goes down a woman's throat.

Shaqueena: gimme dat nut
D'Yarrell: yea baby take my juice
Shaqueena: that burns like Satan's jizz.
D'Yarrell: some penisillin will help later.

by Satansjizz June 7, 2014

Bucks Jizz

The act of falatio whilst indulging in champagne.

Hey babe fancy a "bucks jizz"

by paulandandy June 12, 2010

Flubber Jizz

This is much like Jizz but it is not quite. It has a jelitan like consistancy and if you blew it toward a wall from the errect penis it may very well bounce back.

Damn man, I flubber jizzed in my bathroom the other night, it bounced off the wall and went threw the window.

by Dude who kows things February 25, 2012

Jizz Blister

When you cum in your underwear and it dries up and when you peel it off, it hurts your dick. It can also be used as a insult.

Example 1:
Guy 1: Dude, I got a jizz blister last night. That shit hurt.
Guy 2: Damn, that sucks bro. I hate jizz blisters.
Example 2 (insulting):
Guy 1: Hey, fuck that dude.
Guy 2: Yeah, he’s such a fucking jizz blister.

by _sussy_baka_38 March 30, 2021