Jack Daniels

A whiskey that manages to be both the best and worst drink ever conceived. This is due to its good taste and relatively low price. However it will frequently make you do things that you would regret if you could remember. May also make you wake up without clothes. Friends will usually forgive you for your actions.

Doug: Dude, fuck you. I hate you for what you did last night.
Alex: What did I do? And where the fuck are my pants?
Doug: Sorry. I forgot you had Jack Daniels last night.

by Chaos8803 April 11, 2008

Jack Bruce

The bass guitar player and lead singer for the 60's rock band Cream. He is concidered to be one of the greatest bassests who ever lived, and to have one of the most original voices ever. Bruce originally played a Gibson SG style bass.

Jack Bruce can sing like no other!

by John Underwood May 20, 2005

Jack-weed

A more polite way of calling someone both a dickweed and a jackoff at the same time.

Stay in your own lane Jack-weed!!

by Tim Wallach August 3, 2006

isabelle and jack

two people made for eachother, complete soulmates who make eachother so happy, and will be together forever

girl 1: who are they?
girl 2: oh thats isabelle and jack, they're made for eachother

by zipzapzing January 7, 2012

Fi-jack

–verb (used with object). The act or instance of hijacking an unprotected WiFi signal from a nearby wireless network without the owner knowing it. Best conducted whilst sitting as inconspicuously as possible near a window to avoid exposure; also because Wi-Fi signals travel better through glass than through solid walls.

1) "Hey John I know you're on the road but I just wanted to see if you got my e-mail."

"Yeah man, I just pulled over in front of some random house and fi-jacked their wireless connection with my iPod to check on it. Looks good."

2) "Hey John how much are you paying for internet access?"

"Actually nothing. My neighbors are dumb enough to leave their wireless network open, so I just Fi-Jack them them all day long."

by Oatmeal raisin the dead February 10, 2010

Jack Russelling

To grab your girlfriends anus hair between your teeth and shake your head vigorously. Just like a Jack Russell wrestling with a piece of rope.

Similiar to motorboating but rectal and hairy.

I was Jack Russelling a girl I met in town all night and now my neck hurts.

by Daddybot October 3, 2012

jack white

Singer/guitarist for The White Stripes and The Raconteurs,also insanely hot man in very tight pants with an incredibly giant penis

"That Jack White's pants are so tight his enormous penis is going to burst forth"

by Joanie Baloney November 10, 2008