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J-Some

A threesome involving a couple and an outside third party, in which the couple has intercourse and then one member of the couple has intercourse with the third party, leaving the other member uninvolved.

Often used as an excuse for a member of a couple to have intercourse with somebody who is not their significant other.
“My girlfriend keeps asking for a j-some with her friend, I’m starting to think she just wants to be with her instead.”
by PigeonWithAHat August 23, 2021
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J-lister

A person of some degree of celebrity but only within the city limits of Jacksonville (aka J-ville).
According to the International Federation of Competitive Eating, Hall "Hoover" Hunt may be the 16th greatest professional gurgitator in the world, but he's still just a J-lister.
by The Specktator December 6, 2011
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Bleed J

Dude that girl gave me the best Bleed J.
by JBG1024 August 15, 2019
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Gargle J

A sexual act that defies most conceptions of morality, and all current understandings of physical reality. An individual with testicles places them in the mouth of a (hopefully) receptive individual. They are then gargled.
"Dude! Cindy was so drunk last night, I got her to give me a gargle j!"

"... That was me man..."
by PetulantPerfectionist April 4, 2010
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Pulling a J

When the fomo is too real and you just need to come back and chat with people cause being lonely isn’t any fun.
Person 1: Hey did you see that guy that left?
Person 2: yeah, he’s pulling a j
by Python3 April 18, 2019
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Jelly J

a lit ass mf toronto rapper
Jelly J dropped his new mixtape last night, shit was fire
by Real Whiite September 10, 2020
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J-bombing

When Christians drop "Jesus" into a conversation unexpectedly.
Me: "So I'm thinking of going on a diet...maybe I'll do Atkins..."
Christian: "Yeah! Well Jesus fasted didn't he?"

They just J-bombed/J-bombing
by Doppa April 12, 2015
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