Bombay Monday

Taking a sick day off work after a Sunday drinking sesh.

Too hungover to attend work on a Monday.
“Out on the lash tonight so gonna have to take a Bombay Monday tomorrow
by Da Bombay March 07, 2023
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china monday morning

The period 1998-2013 in Atlanta,Georgia when it never rained on Monday. The phrase may have come from Savannah,Georgia. Ships docking in Savannah,Georgia had large yellow dots on containers.
I’ll wait until China Monday Morning to pay my car insurance.
by Old American November 15, 2022
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pegging monday

when all girls get to go around and pegg guys as payback for all the years of sexual assault 😋
bitch 1: omg did u bring ur strap on?
bitch 2: yeah i’m so exited to peg johnny
bitch 1: i love pegging monday
by datonepegginghoe September 28, 2020
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Mog Monday

Every Monday in the Imogen Temult Fan Club (ITFC) community. A day on which those who want participate in Mog Monday Rollies to crown that week's Mog Pog of the Week.
Person 1: I don't like Mondays...
Person 2: Well, at least it's Mog Monday! Let's roll some dice!
by MVNG0 February 14, 2024
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A “Monday”

A “Monday” is a slur for black people because no one likes Mondays.
Billy: “Omg look at that Monday

Chad: “A “Monday” is the worst I swear
by CasperJeepPatriot August 08, 2024
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No Boner Monday

No Boner Monday is a day to challenge yourself, it is what it says.
Hey Josh! I see your boner, on No Boner Monday! WTF!
by Glunters_Exploration TTV November 01, 2020
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mogus monday

Oh no, tomorrow is mogus monday!
by i hate ur dream stan January 25, 2022
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