noun: A sexual act that consists in saving up the bones of the buffalo wings you had for dinner, filling up a condom (or two layers of condoms, for safety) with them and introducing it into your partner’s cavity (Be it vagina or anus).
The irregular form and protuberances of the bones inside the condom tickle the internal tissues of your partner, thus causing them bursts of intense pleasure (similar to ribbed condoms).
Since, when performing the act, your partner’s vaginal or anal walls are now covered in bones, there is no light, and the environment is moist, it is said to resemble the underground Catacombs of Paris. Hence the name.
Variations of this act also include using the ranch dressing of your chicken wings dinner as lube. But this is seen as sacrilegious by purists.
The irregular form and protuberances of the bones inside the condom tickle the internal tissues of your partner, thus causing them bursts of intense pleasure (similar to ribbed condoms).
Since, when performing the act, your partner’s vaginal or anal walls are now covered in bones, there is no light, and the environment is moist, it is said to resemble the underground Catacombs of Paris. Hence the name.
Variations of this act also include using the ranch dressing of your chicken wings dinner as lube. But this is seen as sacrilegious by purists.
Sam: "Yo, Alex! That French chick you introduced me to yesterday is a real freak "
Alex: "Why?! "
Sam: "She suggested we go have dinner at Hooters and then had me do a Paris Catacomb on her "
Alex: "Neat, dude!... did you ranch it up too? "
Sam: "What do you think I am, an animal?"
Alex: "Why?! "
Sam: "She suggested we go have dinner at Hooters and then had me do a Paris Catacomb on her "
Alex: "Neat, dude!... did you ranch it up too? "
Sam: "What do you think I am, an animal?"
by Krakaphoon February 3, 2018
Get the Paris Catacombmug. Becoming one of the hottest people on earth and then becoming one of the worst musicians to ever live on the planet
by MikeyD25 February 16, 2015
Get the Paris Hilton-ingmug. Pari is the most beautiful girl .she is confident, stylish and loving. once you start hanging out with her you will love her.
she likes to socialize . She has a great personality.
she likes to socialize . She has a great personality.
by howcomeyouknowme November 23, 2021
Get the PARImug. The hottest bitch you have ever seen in your life. She's very smart. You love her and can't deny your feelings for her.
You simp for her 24/365.
But she doesn't give a fuck about you as she's too busy setting her own standards for men.
(Sorry dude but you can't beat jeong jaehyun)
She's stuck in your mind.
Forever..... there is no escape ❣
You simp for her 24/365.
But she doesn't give a fuck about you as she's too busy setting her own standards for men.
(Sorry dude but you can't beat jeong jaehyun)
She's stuck in your mind.
Forever..... there is no escape ❣
by neomu very sexy November 22, 2021
Get the Parimug. Pari is a very hot n attractive girl. She loves to do makeup n all the guys have a crush on her. If she falls in love so she can cross all the limits. Looks studious but is very outgoing n loves to hangout with friends. she is a girl whom you can never forget in your life n the bestest friend you could ever have
by Tuhi November 23, 2021
Get the Parimug. Paris is one of the most funniest, goofiest, and energized person you’ll ever meet. Although she can get a bit upset when others treat her differently, maybe even suicidal, she has a nice body, a nice cute butt, goes for anything she wants and doesn’t give up, especially for a man, One last thing Paris is mean.
Has anyone seen Paris
Yea shes out, I heard someone told all her business after she told them thinking they cared about her, I heard shes pretty hurt
Awwwww, Paris is too pretty to be upset, I hope she doesn’t get suicidal thoughts again
Yea shes out, I heard someone told all her business after she told them thinking they cared about her, I heard shes pretty hurt
Awwwww, Paris is too pretty to be upset, I hope she doesn’t get suicidal thoughts again
by Rod’Oneal November 21, 2021
Get the Parismug. 1. A type of bike rack used in Paris that allows two bikes to be locked on either side of the rack without the pedals clashing.
2. A variation on the rusty trombone, where both parties are also smoking cigarettes
2. A variation on the rusty trombone, where both parties are also smoking cigarettes
1. I locked up my cargo bike at the Paris trombone down the street, it's really nice that it accommodates longer bikes!
2. I asked Rodney if she wanted to give me a Paris Trombone but she said she doesn't like the after taste of cigarettes so we settled on a rusty trombone
2. I asked Rodney if she wanted to give me a Paris Trombone but she said she doesn't like the after taste of cigarettes so we settled on a rusty trombone
by RecklessPete December 21, 2023
Get the Paris trombonemug.