When a male masturbates with his laptop on his stomach and when at orgasm, ejaculates semen over the laptop screen.
by col_wake_N_bake February 07, 2015
the face and accompanying scream a female makes upon realizing that her man has ejaculated in his hands and smacked her with said hands.
by Josh Dell August 06, 2006
An adjective describing a person who is intelligent, independent, and able to think for themselves. This is due to a lack of indoctrination in brainwashing centers called "public schools."
public schooled kid: i'd vote fo obamo cuz he's koool
home schooled kid: did you know obama has very little political experience, voted to allow babies born ALIVE after abortions to be killed, and follows an anti-american religious sect based on marxism called liberation theology?
public school kid: whaaaat?
home schooled kid: did you know obama has very little political experience, voted to allow babies born ALIVE after abortions to be killed, and follows an anti-american religious sect based on marxism called liberation theology?
public school kid: whaaaat?
by :P:P:P August 30, 2008
by Russellll January 18, 2008
When you come home and your dad gives you a snack. Then when you finish your "snack" he penetrates you in the ass.
by Wet stick February 24, 2018
first you find yourself an overweight black woman, then cover her entire body in mashed potatoes.. then jiz in a frying pan and fry it, when its done (shouldnt take long) pour it on top of the potatoes. then lick it allll off. there have been some arguments of how to lick it off, but when your in the situation, your way will just come to you. enjoy..
by The Blumpkin Monster September 14, 2004
by Thomas Meadow August 29, 2006