What is a hipster fuckfest? Oddly enough, there is nothing sexual about it. It's just a phrase my friends and I have been using for the last 10 years to describe a gathering, place, or scene that is overrun by hipsters, especially the tragically hip variety.
"Hey, want to go see that MGMT show at Holocene?" "Hell, no - that's going to be a hipster fuckfest."
by Pete Best, Graffiti Table February 18, 2008
Get the hipster fuckfestmug. Pabst Blue Ribbon...The beer of choice for any hipster. One would think its popular because its cheap, but really because in a hipster's mind its considered obscure. Hipster's typically will dislike anything mainstream so Bud Light, Miller, or Coors dont have a chance if PBR is available.
Guy: Hey I'm going to get a Bud Light. You want one?
Hipster: (looks at Beer Taps) Oh man they got PBR! Sweet. Most bars don't have Hipster Heaven. That's rad dude! I'll totally take that on draft Bro.
Hipster: (looks at Beer Taps) Oh man they got PBR! Sweet. Most bars don't have Hipster Heaven. That's rad dude! I'll totally take that on draft Bro.
by SparkleK1d July 27, 2010
Get the Hipster Heavenmug. An actor who is fucking terrible at acting. Paints himself purple and carries around vinyl records, claiming to be "hipster." Is so pathetic that a black NJ Transit worker was scared off.
by Mark Newheiser July 25, 2010
Get the hipster hulkmug. by Anonymouths66 October 5, 2013
Get the Hipster Sexmug. Someone who is so obsessed with Apple, and Steve Jobs, they can't even fathom rational thought or logical observations. A borderline retard.
Apple Hipster: "The iPhone is awesome because it doesn't have Flash!"
Person: "Why is that?"
Apple Hipster: "Steve Jobs says HTML5 will be better than everything!"
Person: "Do you even know what Flash is?"
Apple Hipster: "Something Steve Jobs says I shouldn't like! I hate it!"
Person: "Why is that?"
Apple Hipster: "Steve Jobs says HTML5 will be better than everything!"
Person: "Do you even know what Flash is?"
Apple Hipster: "Something Steve Jobs says I shouldn't like! I hate it!"
by digiZ August 16, 2010
Get the Apple Hipstermug. A person with a holier-than-thou (aka, 'I'm-way-better-than-you') attitude who thinks they're righteous in every way and thinks that absolutely everything mainstream is revolting. Note: these people exert every effort in making it seem like they do not care. Also, they heavily deny that they are hipsters and hate other hipsters for fear that The Cribs will hate them forever.
Person 1: Fuck, it's that hipster douchebag from English class.
Person 2: Aw, man. Let's bail before he/she starts bitch-talking about Paramore or something.
Person 2: Aw, man. Let's bail before he/she starts bitch-talking about Paramore or something.
by Hipster Haters, Inc. May 4, 2010
Get the Hipster Douchebagmug. A person who treats hipsterdom as an image instead of a mindset. Also will usually be honest enough to admit to being a hipster, which completely goes against what true hipsters stand for (which is being "non-conformist" to a social stereotype). Other than that, they are often hard to tell between real hipsters. They typically dress like hipsters will, such as skinny jeans, lots of facial hair, and fedora hats, and listen to the same kind of music as real hipsters do. However, fake hipsters often don't have the same level of pretention as a real hipster does, and are less likely to put down others that are not like them.
Scene: Arcade Fire Wins Album of the Year at the Grammys
Fake Hipster: "Yay! I'm so happy for Arcade Fire! I hope others can see how supremely talented they are. I need to tell my friends."
An Actual Hipster: "Oh wow. Arcade Fire just sold-out, haven't they? Now everybody in college is going to like their music..."
Fake Hipster: "Yay! I'm so happy for Arcade Fire! I hope others can see how supremely talented they are. I need to tell my friends."
An Actual Hipster: "Oh wow. Arcade Fire just sold-out, haven't they? Now everybody in college is going to like their music..."
by DJ Wondaz May 14, 2011
Get the fake hipstermug.