texas hand grenade

Sticking your hand up someones asshole

Im gonna give my wife a "texas hand grenade" tonight.

by Oklahoma hand grenade lover April 13, 2025

Grenade Explosion

When someone shows up at a party with a bunch of people no one invited

*Joe walks in with a bunch of nobodies*

Kelly: woah! Did you see Joe? He just caused a grenade explosion!

Jonathan: yeah! He just grenade exploded all over us!

by Poopfartlol May 9, 2025

Montezuma’s Grenade

Venereal disease common in 1970s New York. If you have sex, you explode.

I’m going to give Trisha Montezuma’s Grenade.

What’s Montezuma’s Grenade?

It’s a Venereal disease common in 1970s New York. If you have sex, you explode.

by Medical Negligence Protester May 12, 2025

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 18, 2025

Swedish grenade

When you put nicotine pouches in you’re foreskin and shoot them out by getting a boner

Bro don’t get a boner you will Swedish grenade

by anonymous June 3, 2025

Ariana Grenade

Ariana Grenade is a meme, mostly on TikTok because of it's humorous mispronunciation. The original video started in 2013 from an interview with "Sophie Grace" and "Rosie" interviewing the cast of the Nickelodeon series Sam & Cat. Sophie first interviews Ariana Grande but accidentally mispronounces her last name as "Grenade". This spawned a meme on TikTok around 2022-2023 where whenever she says "grenade", the videos cut to a photo of Ariana's face photoshopped onto an actual grenade. Some videos would even have her song, "Just Keep Breathin" in the background.

"And we're interviewing Nickelodeon stars, Ariana Grenade, and Jennette McCurdy."

by Girl YASS September 23, 2025

Iraqi hand grenade

When a chick is naked on her knees blowing a guy, reaches between her legs and shits in her hand, then slap splatters it onto the guys chest right as he cums.

Hey Joe, you know that chick we're sending to Git-Mo?
Yeah.
Dude, she gave me an iraqi hand grenade for some skittles.
Fucker, those were my skittles.

by Truthman406 November 30, 2025