Watching or reading porn in public or in private without masturbating and getting turned on is considered female gooning. You’re basically edging yourself in public. You don’t touch yourself or it’s not considered female gooning.
Ew Robert caught Becky G in class again she was in front of the teacher reading 50 Shades of Grey. She was totally female gooning!
by Yonkers69999 February 08, 2025
DOOM GOONING is defined as the action of oneself Doom scrolling through explicit pornographic reddit posts (Typically r/titties) Whilst vigorously beating thy meat in an animalistic fashion to achieve a heavenly orgasm.
by Quandale_DingleBalls69 May 31, 2024
The faction mainly led by the minions on a mission to eradicate those damn gooners. They are usually seen possessing firearms and are ready to do anything to achieve their goal is their mission to stop people from gooning.People are either choosing to side with them or with the gooning smurfs.
Person 1:Haha now that i'm all alone in my room i'm going to start gooning
*Knock**Knock*
Person 1:Who is there?
Unknown voices: The goon police
Person 1:Oh shit fuck they are here the never goon army is at my doorstep
Goon police: surrender know or face the consequences
*Knock**Knock*
Person 1:Who is there?
Unknown voices: The goon police
Person 1:Oh shit fuck they are here the never goon army is at my doorstep
Goon police: surrender know or face the consequences
by Dont let me catch you at 4am June 07, 2024
It is similar to the act of flicker gooning however you paint your penis blue and sing play up pompey whilst doing this, this is a popular act in the city of Portsmouth, UK
by Googlebop February 05, 2025
A blumpkin goon is where you watch a vr porn video about getting a blowjob whilst taking a shit and jacking off
by Chinesesissylover January 11, 2025
by Robadu Rob Al August 11, 2017
by Johnny schlort July 02, 2024