nouveau geek 

You see them everywhere with their ipad, smart phone or any other hand held computer. They run their entire lives from thier moblie pc. Whats annoying to the old school geek is that if you asked them 2 years ago what the internet was, they would have replied porn and free music.

Mike: Hows it going Scott?

Scott: If you read my tweets you would know dude.

Mike: But i'm stood here talking to you.

Scott: But my facebook status is sooo funny right now.

Mike: I'm right here...

Scott: hang on a minute, I gotta tweet this conversation.

Mike walks off... 'you apple fanbois are so nouveau geek'

nouveau geek by Maxx Borchovskii July 9, 2010

Band Geek 

1-is bisectional
2-is usualy in the marching band
3-goes to football games mainy to play in the pep-band
4-changes on buses in frount of the whold band with no problem
5-most of the girls are bisexual
6-there home page is there band website
7-LIVE in teh band room
8-try to skip all classes for band
9-think you drum majior or director is GOD

Dood did u see them bisexual band geeks yesterday!!!

Band Geek by bandgeeklmafo November 24, 2006

420 geek 

One who smokes a lot of pot.

Get a life, you 420 geek, and stop smoking up.

420 geek by Colby February 10, 2004

Gothic geek 

A gothy baby bat that goes to the club either reading fantasy novels or is on their laptop braging about what the star trek ranking of their gold and white buttons on their trenchcoats stand for.

Oh you don't know what star trek captain rank I am by looking at these buttons well fuck you then I am back to reading my faggy ass novel that has no relevance to life!!!

There is a Gothic Geek in that corner lets go sit somewhere else he is too imperialistic for us.

Gothic geek by Brian Lee April 2, 2007

ghetto geek 

A geeky, white suburban kid, usually between the ages of 13-18 who dresses like their favourite gangstas, in a frantic attempt to show how ghetto they are.

Ghetto geek: DAG YO! Diddy's new album is da shit yo.

Normal person: Look at that kid, with their dollar store bling and their phat farm clothing, they're just a ghetto geek

ghetto geek by pmart4567 February 24, 2007

computer-geek 

A person who loves computers more than woman. belives the only woman to love is the 355 gigabyte/600 Mhz/ Alienware computer. Stays on the machine at least 5 hours a day. Sometimes may skip meals to just be on it, without distruptions. Usually Fat or skinny. Stereotypical ones wear glasses and are dorks. Some are but new breeds can appear as sk8ters, jocks, gangstas, and normal people.

Anthony Rizzuti and Samuel Hooey.

computer-geek by C. SAnders May 25, 2004

computer geek 

Perjorative aimed at those who spend most of their time interacting with a computer and fail to develop emotionally and physically.

That geek thinks he's great because he's a computer whizz... he doesn't realise he's an immature loser.

computer geek by jim bowb February 10, 2005