fudge popping

The act of freezing one's fecal matter in a cock like shape to use as a dildo. To fornicate with poop.

Brenda is a total freak. She's even into fudge popping!

by Doc Guitar January 01, 2014

fudge-meloned

The act of titty fucking after anal intercourse.

I was so drunk on wine last night that I didn't even care when Jeremy fudge-meloned me.

by Keith Ordan March 10, 2017

fudge cuddles

When your partner takes a large soggy shit on your stomach, and you cuddle until it melts and covers you both in its hot sticky stench.

I'm too tired for Wolfbagging tonight darling. Lets just have fudge cuddles.

by Rabbitfondler January 08, 2017

fudge pie

A pie with a 'fudge' (Title text: shit) filling

Will Gordon Brown be eating fudge pie today after his recent parliamentary defeat?

by Fredster C June 13, 2008

Fudge baller

The person who inserts their penis into the ass of a person suffering diarrhea then super glues round their knob so it gets stuck in then, then the fudge ballee violently shoots shit down the eye of his penis and fill his balls, therefore giving him fudge balls

David was the fudge baller tonight so he jammed his cock in Harry's ass and glue it in forcing Harry the fudge ballee to fire diarrhea down the eye of David's cock

by Testeagle November 28, 2006

fudge cocky

You take some cocky, put some fudge on it, then u eat it. see nico

Fudge cocky is mighty tasty.

by Cap'n Dougo the Corn Craving Caterpillar May 23, 2004

fudge-bomb

A massive poo that you take that looks like smooth chocolate fudge and it drops like a bomb with a splash-back.

Another name for faeces, poo, turd etc

Oh damn i took a massive fudge-bomb in the toilet!

by knort November 15, 2011