fuck me gently with a chainsaw

a late 80's twist on 'gag me with a spoon' an expression of disgust, annoyance -or both. usually associated with young entitled females

you expect me to drink TAP water?? fuck me gently with a chainsaw.

by sesa me July 27, 2024

Fuck me and the horse I flew in on

Reference to the sacred love making of Cleopatra and the prince of Persia when they had a ceremonious sexual bonfire in which the Pegasus was born and learnt how to fly. Commonly used by the Gyllenhaal family when they are wondering why their youngest son Jake is tardy.

Mom... where's Jake?!?
well Maggie- remember he had improv class today?!
ugh... well fuck me and the horse I flew in on.
*in unison* that's are Jakey!!!

by thin dick little May 1, 2019

Fuck me harder

The thing women say when it isn’t hard enough

“Daddy, fuck me harder”

by Daddy fuck me harder January 9, 2023

don't you fucking hoover me

don't you fucking hoover me - a saying used to represent someones annoyance towards their friend 'hoovering' them via vc on discord or other platforms.

Phoro:*hoover noises*
Astrid:'Don't You Fucking Hoover Me, Pho!'

by Phoro June 12, 2022

Fuck me crocs

You know like slutty crocs

Those fuck me crocs are really doing it for me

by BidnetMane August 4, 2022

Fuck me in the ass

Why the fuck did you look this up? What's wrong with you?

"Fuck me in the ass!"
"𝗧 𝗛 𝗢 𝗧 𝗗 𝗘 𝗧 𝗘 𝗖 𝗧 𝗘 𝗗"

by MrCubite December 2, 2019

Fucked-me-in

When you are getting ready for bed/sleep, and your partner fucks the shit out of you until you fall asleep.

I was having trouble going to sleep until my boyfriend fucked-me-in.

by Stonewallace March 28, 2020