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Fresh Start

A fresh start is when you take your old bloody tampon out and slide a "Scented one in" and leave it in for 10 hours on a rollercoaster. You begin leaking. Than you dont feel good, but you still dont take the scented tampon out and you begin vomiting and having explosive diherria. You ignore it and think you have the stomach flu. Your tampon is still in. You go to the docters who tells you he will never be able to remove your tampon without sergery and you also have tss so u cant have sergery till your better wich will never happen. You ask the devil if he can help you. The devil cuts you some support. 10 years later and finally out of rehab you can now have a fresh start in life!
"This tampon has only been in for 2 weeks, its so much better than getting a fresh one every couple of hours!" Said Suzy
by Turd August 25, 2004
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Mannie Fresh

A massive fresh black smelly turd, for obvious reasons.
Woooo Weeee I just lost 10lb, took a mannie fresh!
by Danieltw March 21, 2010
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Douggie Fresh

Weed, Kronic, Ice Cream, Hydro, So On And So Forth
Hey man we should go get some douggie fresh.

Im smoking the douggie fresh stuff.
by Alex Kronic September 17, 2007
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fresh unit

An infamous nottingham gang consisting of around 60-70 members who go around doing fucked up shit. The main leaders are Samuel B Slater, Joel Baldry, Glen Nicholls, Jonothan Hodgekinson, Jason Swan, David widdowson and Gareth Stone. Their graffitti design artist is Sam Moore. They all used to go to the same school but have now left school but are still part of fresh unit.
by john fredson June 14, 2004
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cunty fresh

The clean smell of a well maintenanced vagina.
Damn Taylor Swift is cunty fresh, nothing like the boiling cauldron of vinegar Katy Perry sits on.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic October 11, 2010
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fresh

when something is pure evil or horrible you answer back with the word "fresh"
a man walks by and chops off someones hair...
That's fresh!
by emily October 18, 2004
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Poppin' Fresh

When used in an offensive manner, it describes someone with a yeast infection.
Popular Girl:*Loudly* "Get a load of those biscuits this dork wore today!"

Dork:"You've got a lot of nerve trying to bag on somebody! Fuck you poppin' fresh!"
by Mizzery21 July 6, 2008
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