Grandma

The only person on Earth you can rely on actually having cookies in a cookie tin

1: Wow, your grandma is really cool
2: Yeah, she da real MVP

by Grautbakken April 12, 2017

Grandma

(noun) someone who is old

Keep calm, even tho your almost a grandma.

by your mom’s a ho October 8, 2022

grandma

the hottest woman alive, I'm so lucky to have her in my life she's the best girlfriend I could ever ask for.

"You wanna go back to the bedroom Grandma?"

by anonymous May 11, 2023

grandma is the baby

A widely respected, ancient proverb from Joseline Hernandez, who once said, ""if you a mama.. and you ain’t got ya baby, and your mama got ya baby, then you not the mama, yo grandma is the baby."

Riddler: "A boy and a doctor were fishing. The boy was the doctor's son, but the doctor was not the boy's father. Who is the doctor?"
Hero: "The grandma is the baby".

by grandmaisthebaby December 16, 2023

Grandma

The poopests of poops

I have I had grandma in diaper

by Colman 54 January 26, 2020

emme's grandma

smoked for 40 years, the majority of her life. later, after quitting, she sadly passed away due to lung cancer.

you should quit smoking sooner than emme's grandma did.

by meepmeep420 May 11, 2019

Grandma Cockblock

1) When A Girl/Guy uses their grandmother to avoid any potential romantic advances

2)When a conversation between someone and a potential date is interupted by either of the people's grandmother

1::
Kenny: Dude i was gonna go talk to this hot girl but then she grabbed her grandmother

Orlando: Dude major grandma

2::
Mike: I was totally about to get laid but then my grandma pulled up and gave me clean underwear

Shanon: That's grandma cockblock if ii ever heard of it

by Shapreston July 22, 2010