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The Fischer Flu

After having two beers, you act and pretend to be the best coil tuber on planet earth and proceed to act like a jive turkey. It acts as one of the strongest women repellents know to man

A complete tomato head who smokes 2 packs of cigarettes a day; a real disgusting individual
Bundy: I used to rig in and frac all by myself

Co-worker: oh man, he’s got the Fischer flu
by The chrome donkey August 2, 2019
mugGet the The Fischer Flumug.

kun flu

An insult ig?
Someone called me a muslim kun flu :(
by Stupidbiaaaatchhhhh November 19, 2023
mugGet the kun flumug.

Swine Flu Monitor

The office bitch who practically forces co-workers to go home if they show the slightest bit of "illness".
Jimmy Joe finally went home after the Swine Flu Monitor harrassed him for an hour after he sneezed.
by idolatro15 September 28, 2009
mugGet the Swine Flu Monitormug.

Labatt Blue Flu

Another term for hangover that references a popular Canadian Beer called Labatt's Blue.
Dave: Looks like Joe called in sick today?
James: Another case of the Labatt Blue Flu?
Dave: Seems that way.
by the AV Flu January 3, 2025
mugGet the Labatt Blue Flumug.

fentanyl flu

Illness from smoking fentanyl powder or pills on aluminum foil.
She has fentanyl flu.
by gcate March 1, 2025
mugGet the fentanyl flumug.

Flu Nut

When you are at home, sick from work/school with the Flu. You have no energy, but gather the strength to masterbate. Ideally, you do not use the same Kleenex that are riddled with mucus- or you do
Jeff- Bro what did you get up to last week? We missed you at work
Jeffrey- Boss, I had the Flu, I did manage to have a Flu Nut though, which eased the symptoms
by Simp Mayor November 30, 2024
mugGet the Flu Nutmug.

Jameson Flu

When someone gets too drunk off of Jameson and has a hangover but claims their sick with some kind of flu. Clearly a lie to get out of working
Oh look, Chelsea’s using the Jameson flu excuse again
by Not shawston July 9, 2018
mugGet the Jameson Flumug.

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