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Dead Flower

The action of shooting your loads inside a woman's vagina 3 times and feeling it curve to the left or right and weakening. Almost like a dying flower or plant when you forget to water it.
Well shit, i just shot my whipped cream inside the Burger King manager's vagina 3 times and now my meat missile turned into a dead flower.
by Thatweirdpunk97 June 30, 2024
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sacred flower

The buds of the cannabis plant. When used properly, grants insight and joy.
Come on, charge that vape and let's smoke that sacred flower.
by Chocolate Vape Juice Fund September 25, 2011
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Douche flower

A female who suggests something in a bitchy tone, but her male partner doesn’t like or think the suggestion is the right one. And then she explains her reasoning for the suggestion and turns out to be right.
Female: “Hey why don’t we go and get the kids there food instead of sitting outside of our food place.”

Male: “No we can sit here and go get food. Female: “Ummm ok well it’s 5’oclock traffic and it might take us longer to get our food back hot then if we get stuck in traffic and then we wait for the dinner line on top and then more traffic to get home. And if we go get the kids food then ours will be ready and we can save time.”
Male: “Dammit why do you have to be a douche flower.”
by Barbiedoll88 February 23, 2021
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flower

oh look at that flower
by chowder pants May 23, 2021
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National Give your Girlfriend Flowers Day

Give the loved one of yours flowers. September 24th is National Give your Girlfriend Flowers Day.
Buy her flowers and appreciate the moment. National Give your Girlfriend Flowers Day
by Ptr094 September 24, 2022
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Flower pussy

When you shove a shoe up your partners arsehole and casually teabag their face whilst eating a Mr whippy and listening to ragtime music
"yes we had a flower pussy"
by I'm_Immensley_bored November 5, 2021
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Drew Flower

The "Drew Flower" is the act of rizzing up a girl by intentionally misspelling your name, and then correcting her when she gets it wrong.
Girl: "Hey, Drew Flower. How's it going?"
Drew: " Actually, it's Drew Fowler."
by pelicanpecan January 5, 2023
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