Buzz Feed Jokes

A Girl Named Ashlie steals horrible jokes off of Buzz Feed to try and get her friends to laugh. We're proud of you Ashlie!

Ashlie, did you get your Buzz Feed Jokes Ready?

by Zreshlie (; April 19, 2018

horse feeding

When someone is lying

Jim: yeah I can bench 315 for 10 reps

Michael: you’re horse feeding right now

by jamalbigd May 4, 2024

cat feed

Stupid ni*er eats and sex w cat and blowjob

how was your cat feed

by lovethat^$^&$^%$ May 2, 2023

Feed the cattle

To water the grass with a horrible coffee drink

Let's go feed the cattle! (then walk to the nearest patch of grass and poor out the repulsive drink)

by Lwan sake October 9, 2009

Feed the horse

The act of pouring granular sugar into your asshole and having a horse lick it out with they long tongue, and them soft lips.

"what took you so long we've been waiting three hours"
"*visibly still cumming* Sorry dude i had to feed the horse"

by McDickNass September 26, 2025

Feed me o'clock

That time of day, or morning where your cat gives no s***s what your doing, even if you are sleeping at 6am, and start doing everything in its power to get you to feed it.
The only alarm that has no snooze button

Having a pleasant dream in the early hours of the morning.
Cat *starts purring in my face because it's hungry*
Me: checks time (5:35am) "piss off its not feed me o'clock yet" *pushes cat away, rolls over and tries to fall asleep*
Cat: "I don't care what time it is and if your sleepy, I'm awake and I'm hungry so get up hooman"

by Shandogg69 April 26, 2022

the feed

whats happening right now. see you later intelligent people. it was nice knowing you.

the feed- dude is your facebook feed like meg addicting or what?

by alexabo January 2, 2011