Noun 1. A female shirt/blouse which is tight around the breasts and proceeds to balloon out at the bottom like a circus tent covering their fat, like no one around can tell that they are trying to hide it. 2. To fool the male individual into thinking they are skinnier than they really are, especially at bars or after a male has been intoxicated.
Wow, you may think. Why if a girl is not pregnant, would she be wearing a shirt that makes her look so... HUGE!? I will go ahead and guess that the reason has to be that she has never had a guy come up to her and say, "Hey bitch, are you pregnant? No? Well than, why the fuck are you wearing that shirt?" Instead she hangs around with her other FAT friends and hears something like, "OMGGGG, that shirt looks SOOOOOOOOOOO cute on you!!!!"
Wow, you may think. Why if a girl is not pregnant, would she be wearing a shirt that makes her look so... HUGE!? I will go ahead and guess that the reason has to be that she has never had a guy come up to her and say, "Hey bitch, are you pregnant? No? Well than, why the fuck are you wearing that shirt?" Instead she hangs around with her other FAT friends and hears something like, "OMGGGG, that shirt looks SOOOOOOOOOOO cute on you!!!!"
1. Harrison: omg...
Mike: What?
Harrison: Their all wearing fat hiders...
Mike: lol
2. Harrison: WTF!!
Mike: Yea man I know! This bar is full of Fat Hiders!
Mike: What?
Harrison: Their all wearing fat hiders...
Mike: lol
2. Harrison: WTF!!
Mike: Yea man I know! This bar is full of Fat Hiders!
by Harrison S. & Mike S. June 25, 2008
Get the Fat Hidermug. A nigga that live in jimtown but don’t go to a gym, smoke all day, sleep on the floor, and got a dirty ass house
by Hsbfbd February 25, 2019
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by ChadwickEsq May 28, 2011
Get the fat envelopemug. an observed condition when fat people turn hands sideways when walking in a vain attempt to gain more momentum using hands like paddles
by madferret September 19, 2010
Get the fat paddlesmug. I female who battens down the hatches, lets say, and looks phenomenal out at the club, bar, random frat jungle party, etc. Only, when you take said female home with you and her clothes are removed you are finally introduced to all the fat she smuggled in with her to one of the previously described locations.
Basically it's chicks that look good in clothes and that's about it.
Basically it's chicks that look good in clothes and that's about it.
"Dude I heard you went home with Tina last night. She is banging."
"Dude, not really..."
"What are you talking about, she looked so good in those true religion jeans and that baby tee..."
"Dude when we got back to my place...let's just say I was in for a surprise."
"Oh no, she's a fat smuggler."
"Dude, total fat smuggler..."
"Burn."
"Dude, not really..."
"What are you talking about, she looked so good in those true religion jeans and that baby tee..."
"Dude when we got back to my place...let's just say I was in for a surprise."
"Oh no, she's a fat smuggler."
"Dude, total fat smuggler..."
"Burn."
by m3plus4 May 14, 2009
Get the Fat Smugglermug.