A statement of the intention to fart worked nonchalantly into an unrelated conversation and immediately followed by an actual fart.
Person A: "Should you put your laundry in the washing machine now?"
Person B: "No, I don't want to leave it sitting in the washing machine. I don't want to leave my fart sitting in my butt either."
Person B: *farts*
Person A: "Nice fart segue."
Person B: "No, I don't want to leave it sitting in the washing machine. I don't want to leave my fart sitting in my butt either."
Person B: *farts*
Person A: "Nice fart segue."
by Kenzou Tenma February 25, 2008
Get the fart seguemug. A particularly wet fart, can also be accompanied by surprise diarrhea, usually occurring as a sign of needing to go poo.
by PooBumJellyFartWee June 12, 2011
Get the Jelly Fartmug. A squealing genre of flatulence commonly heard from one sitting down at an uncomfortable middle school desk, distinct in both sound and smell. A schoolhouse fart turns heads, not necessarily due to smell, but because of the scenario in which the toot was performed. Heads turn in disgusted disbelief. The best schoolhouse farts are undoubtedly expelled in a classroom setting - full of students, teachers, faculty, staff, and assignments.
"Ugh, did you hear Johnny rip ass during the middle of our Geometry lecture? Oh my, it was not just a toot, 'twas a schoolhouse fart!"
by penneturtle December 2, 2019
Get the Schoolhouse Fartmug. A person who allows or coaxes their partner to join them in the shower after they have just secretly farted. Their partner thinks they are getting into a nice shower, but soon find out it is a gas chamber.
The shower equivalent of a dutch oven.
The shower equivalent of a dutch oven.
by TakeMeAnywhere October 20, 2015
Get the Fart Nazimug. Something so toxic that when you inhale it you will die. The worst part is that his farts are silent but deadly that means you wont know he farted until it is too late. If Kairu says he farted just accept your fate and die to the fart.
Example of Kairu's Farts:
Guys run Kairu farted its gonna go nuclear.
Also
Guys if Kairu farts run for you lives.
Guys run Kairu farted its gonna go nuclear.
Also
Guys if Kairu farts run for you lives.
by BigBoiLeague A May 30, 2019
Get the Kairu's Fartsmug. After my first three days in Bangkok, I was blowing asian farts so often that I ran out of clean underwear
by undiesj October 12, 2011
Get the Asian Fartmug. when digital signal backs up and then releases and you hear a 5 minute conversation or music in like 3 seconds.
by Santadude October 18, 2008
Get the digital fartmug.