Eli

Someone you’re to scared to talk to no matter how much you want to. You’ll talk to everyone about him except talk to him.

Friend 1: omg shut up about Eli already!
Friend 2: no TEHEHE ❤️

by Lonerstonerhater October 7, 2020

Eli

A legend in the making

Eli will be great

by BD3come2me December 14, 2022

Elie

The hottest woman in the world. Her proper title is “Mommy” and must always be used. Elie’s may appear small and inferior but they are very aggressive scary hot individuals. Every guy wants her, all girls want to be like her. They are queens of Passive aggressive. Also, they have horrible coffee taste, so if she likes a coffee you know right away it’s bad.

Anna: Hey Elie….
Elie: ummmmm sorry it seems you forgot how to properly approach me (stares aggressively)
(Anna gulps)

Anna: sorry, Mommy Elie

by mystify April 8, 2022

Eli

Eli is a tall sexy man that needs to finger me an let me suck his dick he’s so fucking fine an suck the cum out of his PP

Eli is so hot

by BIGGGG PP July 16, 2021

Eli

Noun,
A guy that has a very large penis, usually around 12 inches.

Rob: You know that Eli guy?
Rafiki: Yeah the one who has a 12 inch cock?

by erob0411 March 10, 2021

Elie sassine

Sexiest boy ever , very strong man with big intelligence. Never cheats on his relationships and usually date girls that starts with T letter.

Elie sassine: Sexiest boy ever , very strong man with big intelligence. Never cheats on his relationships and usually date girls that starts with T letter.

by Fansssss January 22, 2021

Smeli Eli

A horizontally challenged plus sized blob of meat who looks at Quora, Fandom, Wikipedia and War thunder porn all the time. He has been smoking for 60 years. Also showers once a year.

A🍪🎮: Is that the guy from fortnite???
B: No, the guy from fortnite actually showers. That is smeli eli.

by xX_BlackPeopleAreInferior_69Xx May 6, 2024