deaf elephant

An extremely unbeliaveable excuse for being late or warding off a duty

I won't buy he was late because he lost his carkeys,he's giving us such a deaf elephant

by S.Taha Ghorayshie December 9, 2008

elepants

A perfect analogy to show that a simple creative word can encompass many ideas.

Adi: Dude, we need a name for our company that is simple yet encompasses everything we do.
Bobster: Oh, you mean like Elepants would be the perfect name for a store that sold pants to people with gicks and gunts!
Suzy: You guys are mean!

by Senator D March 26, 2008

elephant glue

A phrase you mouth to your boyfriend when you want to continue getting ass but dont really love him. When you finally get busted and he accuses you of lying, you can honestly say you didnt.

When you mouth "elephant glue" (and make sure you dont utter a sound while you do this) this to your boyfriend it appears as if you are telling him, "I love you."

by gotchaagain August 2, 2010

white elephant in the room

1) A discussion of European or Caucasian oppression of minorities in which a white person is present.

2) One, or few, white person(s) among many members of another race.

3) A morbidly obese white person. (Rare).

Professor: In the 17th century, settlers from Great Britain established a trading relationship with native tribes living in the Northeastern United States. They often extorted and manipulated these tribesmen, using the power of horses, steel armor, and gunpowder, instigating a pattern of tyranny that would characterize the savage white conquest of America.

Frank (stage whisper to classmate): This is awkward...

Professor: Well, I guess that would make you the white elephant in the room, wouldn't it?

by albatrossflyer August 25, 2010

Elephant Riders

the roaming group of survivors that rose from the once glamorous bisbo empire who was ruled by one ben zoll. the many members ride together, attempting the impossible. survival although members are spread across the state and world.

the elephant riders came through town last night Staveman! they looted and pillaged our town! and they left us with a statue commemorating the bisbo empire! what do we do?!?!?!

by elephant rider May 15, 2004

elephant stomp

the unknown elephant stomp is when the male inserts his foot into a females anus and then inserts it directly after into the females mouth. this will cause the female to look as if an elephant stepped in shit and then stomped on her face

1: omg i cant believe my girl friend wanted an elephant stomp!
2: are you serious thats disgusting man
1: well i still did it....

by durty dur January 20, 2011

elephant

noun: the virginity

verb: to lose one's virginity, often in a totally bizarre way, or to take someone else's virginity

The other day I lost my elephant under that table.

Yesterday, we elephanted in a tree.
At the party I will elephant her.

by Meghan Seamoans September 21, 2009