the drunk continuum

often referred to as "still drunk", the drunk continuum is when someone's night drunk carries over to the next morning and next day

I thought I saw Tom for the first time sober today on campus, but turns out the drunk continuum took its toll again. He was still drunk from the night before...

or

Damn, the drunk continuum was in full force this morning. I could barely function.

by Schanedawg September 20, 2013

drunk coma

when someone is so drunk that they pass out and cannot be woken, even by the loudest drunk person they know

omg Chelsea! I was trying to talk last night but you were in a drunk coma on the couch

by whitegirlwasted69 March 22, 2013

Drunk Rattle

Similar to death rattle.

An early morning drunk dial occuring after someone has stayed up all night drinking/partying.

(ring, ring)

Rob: Hello?

Sam: Hey buddy what's up?! I just wanted to call and tell you you're a great friend, and I love you man!

Rob: Is this a drunk rattle? It's 7am.

by Lucille Balls May 13, 2010

Pitch a Drunk

Pitching a drunk is like pitching a tent--you're planning to be there for awhile. Typically, one pitches a drunk several days long, such as over a three-day weekend. This is the primary reason breakfast cocktails such as bloody marys and mimosas were invented, as they allow the drinker to maintain the intoxication acquired the previous night.

We're headed to my friend's beach house for Labor Day weekend. I think I'll just pitch a drunk for the whole trip.

by bigsaxquatch September 3, 2010

Late Drunk

A late drunk is someone who doesn't feel the full effects of alcohol sometimes up to as much as an hour after they've stopped drinking.

Fred: Hey John you didn't seem too bad the other night considering how much you drank.

John: Ah I was a bit of a late drunk that night, I was all over the place about an hour after I left.

by moltenriches October 3, 2009

mommy drunk

A drunk who just starts cleaning and checking on people and trying to take care of everyone. Your typical babysitter.

Sydney was being such a mommy drunk last night.

by Boredbitch December 9, 2014

drunk song

songs that everyone loves to listen to when completely shit faced.

Hey man, I never listen to "Sweet Caroline" unless I'm hammered, I think it's a total drunk song.

by Betherzz January 13, 2008