Urban Dictionary

Urban dictionary is the direct result of of the work of Satan.

Urban Dictionary, you will be judged by God in his kingdom. You are fully aware of impact this website has on children of all ages, yet you continue to run it. I will laugh when SOPA takes you down. Hahaha.

by MissEmily2012 December 28, 2011

Urban Dictionary

A dictionary that, contrary to its direct meaning, only defines words that are spoken in suburban high schools or cyberspace. I suppose this is great for people who are not online or for anal people who like chronolizing every hip new word they use.

Hey, let me see what OMG means in this book I'm reading on Urban Dictionary . com

"OMG = Oh My God" repeat x 50

Which is funny since that particular abbreviation is also street talk for "Outlaw Motorcycle Gang" but that's not going to get mentioned close to where I stop reading repetitive definitions.

by paputsza January 9, 2012

Urban Dictionary

A black hole that will suck you in for hours on end, until it is way to late to do whatever you came to a computer to do; a great tool in the art of procrastination.

Boy: Have you finished your essay yet?
Girl: Uh no, I've been on Urban Dictionary for the past 5 hours

by Emchob January 13, 2012

Urban Dictionary

A website with potential but turns out to be useless because if you ever search for a slang term which is also a name, all you get is a load of dumb kids talking about themselves or their shallow relationships.

So just so you guys know...

Jake - Not the most awesome guy ever, or a synonym for a massive penis as this site might lead you to believe, but it's a slang term for a Cop.

Dan - Acronym for Dumb Ass Nigga, not the most awesome guy ever or a synonym for a big penis.

Guy 1: What does Britanny mean?
Guy 2: Why don't you check urban dictionary>
Guy 1: Nah, it's just dumb kids with big heads talking about themselves, there's no way I'd find the real definition on there.
Guy 2: Oh, yeah I forgot about that. It's prison slang for coward.

by EneMalicious November 4, 2011

Urban Dictionary

The website you go on when you're bored in your math teacher's pointless class.

Hey let's go search up "urban dictionary" on the urban dictionary

by i hit kids with gucci slides November 15, 2018

Urban dictionary

Wanna learn about numerous normal things that are secretly sexual? No? Well Urban dictionary isn't for you.

Urban dictionary, definging the bedroom... One step at a time.

by Wellimdead December 2, 2018

Urban Dictionary

A conundrum of idiotic, gay, and I mean VERY GAY things.

Hey, have you heard of the Urban Dictionary? ur mom gay noob.

by high cholesterol child December 6, 2018