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david's tree

a tree under which people lose their capability to act in a productive manner. Quite frequently, this great tree causes people's actions to resemble those of a froomer. contrary to popular belief, this term does NOT have a sexual connotation; them bitches do not get mad easy while sitting in the presence of david's tree. the tree,however, is not too big, and therefore is unfortunately an inadequate shield from the sun. keeping this in mind, it is absolutely crucial that one remember to bring a pair of sunglasses, preferably $7 foakleys bought from a haitian, when going to visit this wondrous spot.
bro, i want to play some lax, drink some nattys, and slam some bitches. it'll be so chill.

bro, sounds mad cill, but we cant be going to david's tree then...them bitches ain't mad easy thurr
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David Bucey

The slightly less evil formerly siamese twin of Dr. Billiam G Busey. These two have the power of busion and employ it once every 1000 years for 1000 years.
Gary: Is that Dr. Billiam G Bucey?
Bucey: No, Gary. That is David Bucey, otherwise known as the big lebuceky.
by Boctor Ducey December 12, 2010
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David Robertson

An amazing pitcher for the Yankees. Number 30. The next Mariano Rivera he's amazingly cute, funny, talented, flawless and gorgeous. You really can't beat him. Known for his highsocks (which he's been rocking since June 29th 2008). Has a charity called Highsocks for Hope.
David Robertson is amazing!! His highsocks give me hope!
by Highsocks4life30 October 10, 2011
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David Bowieing

When someone is singing a David Bowie song and holds up a lighter during the chorus.
Nearly burned down the house last night, I was David Bowieing to Life on Mars for 3 hours.
by Gayvid Bowie September 7, 2013
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David

Hahahahahha rip david
by Rhianna_C June 24, 2019
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David

David is the cutest boy you will meet. He is loyal, funny, goofy, and they are usually kinda freaky. They are sweet and caring but only when they want to be and can be a pain in the ass but they can always make you laugh. Davids are unique in many ways and nobody could replace them. They are always being funny and always will make you laugh when your sad. They love their friends and family to death and are overprotective.
Oh thats your man? He must be a David
by Lies are bad December 1, 2019
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David

David is an amazing guy with a great smile. He is so funny and sweet. He is not afraid to have fun and can always make you laugh. He is loyal. The best boyfriend ever. David is someone who will never let you down. He is special and deserves the world.
I love him. He is the best boyfriend. David is the most amazing guy.
by 893728191013141 April 30, 2020
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