Deuce Deuce

A kickass band from Baltimore, Maryland. Made by two straight-edge guys name Joey and Clinton; with a sound like T. Mills and 3OH!3 with some added jizz-worthy screams you better love them.

Jesus: Have you heard that new song by Deuce Deuce?
Alejandro: Poker Face? Yeah man, that shit`s crazy good.

by youbettawerk March 15, 2011

Drop a Deuce

V. To take a crap, create feces, or just give up a massive shiest.

oh my god! i hafta drop a deuce or ill crap my pants!

by Alex December 5, 2003

Deuce Bumps

The goose-bumps that often precede or accompany an immenent, voluminous bowel movement.

I knew I had to find a rest stop post-haste when I got the deuce bumps

by Joe Crowe May 15, 2008

blast a deuce

Take a poop. poo poo butter poo

"I be back dawg, I must blast a deuce!"

by real5hittycereal April 3, 2003

Deuce-Deuce

When two people take a crap simultaneously on one toilet. One person sits on the toilet as normal, then the other person squats and shits in the hole in between the person's legs.

Joe has to shit and so does Pat but there is only one toilet. Joe enters the bathroom and Pat see's his opportunity has passed to use the can. Pat then says "Joe let's save some time and "Deuce-Deuce".

by Peter Upinya March 12, 2008

chunk up the deuce

When one's crap, AKA a deuce, is so big it cannot fit down the toilet pipes. It is neccesary to break, or chunk, up the deuce so that it can flush properly.

I ate some wicked Mexican food last night, and had to chunk up the deuce... twice!

by Devastating Dave the Turn Table Slave June 26, 2006

deuce deuce

Two 7.5 mg Vicodin combined with two 10 mg Valium.

"Yo, pass me a deuce deuce and let's get jacked up."

by McDeuced May 15, 2009