by pookiebear1298 November 2, 2023
Get the concert cougarmug. When you’re dating a woman that’s older than you and her birthday is the day before yours; that special 24 hours.
by Johnnysinlove December 9, 2023
Get the More Cougarnessmug. A Cougar near the very end of her prime but not quite a Saber Tooth. A foul and aggressive species who will attack anyone who interferes with her hunt.
Remember Jean ? I wonder what that Fermented Cougar is up to , probably still rubbing her fupa on anything with a pulse.
by Rickey Spanish August 13, 2025
Get the Fermented Cougarmug. Noun: A young man who gets used and degraded because of his need for sex by a nasty old cougar whore who is usually a drunk and a drug user.
A young person whose dick gets used by a nasty hooker 3 times his age, and he feels like a complete simp after the fuck, yet he is too much of a dirty cunt addict to give it up.
A young person whose dick gets used by a nasty hooker 3 times his age, and he feels like a complete simp after the fuck, yet he is too much of a dirty cunt addict to give it up.
Maani doogie: Dude, who’s possibly down for sploogie bombing some skanks?
Cassata nems: Naw dog, we might end up like heater nems who got hooked by that dirty cunt.
Maani doggie: oh yeah, she turned him into a total cougar chump, hes fallen way off his game because of her.
Cassata nems: Naw dog, we might end up like heater nems who got hooked by that dirty cunt.
Maani doggie: oh yeah, she turned him into a total cougar chump, hes fallen way off his game because of her.
by ballplayer182 March 9, 2022
Get the Cougar chumpmug. by anonymous October 4, 2022
Get the Charleroi Cougarsmug. padmé amidala.
married a man 5 years younger than her.
(also talked stuff about JD, we don’t talk about that though.)
married a man 5 years younger than her.
(also talked stuff about JD, we don’t talk about that though.)
padmé is a fucking cougar
by anakinissexy March 18, 2020
Get the cougarmug. by notciph September 24, 2020
Get the Cougarmug.