Kentucky Conductor

Performing anal sex with the partner of your choosing after eating fried chicken and using the leftover grease as lube. The name comes from rear ends historically being referred to as a "caboose". Keeping with the theme, one of the participants must say "all aboard" at the beginning of the activity and "Choo choo" at their respective moment of climax. The receiving partner is also expected to say "Choo choo" when their hair is pulled.

Kink enthusiasts can also incorporate using a drum stick as an improvised ball gag.

Cletus: "Man, I gave Tara Lynn the ol' Kentucky Conductor and she's been calling me 'Colonel' all week!"
Bubba: "That gives me an idea...."
Cletus: "...what's that drumstick for?"

by Kenny Fucking Powers! June 4, 2024

train conductors handbreak

when a dildo is slathered in used motor oil and bacon grease

My girl did the train conductors handbreak last night,

by Travis Chode Johnson February 26, 2025

Talk to the conductor

Usually referred to as the conductor of the "Addy Train". The train you get on when you need to "get on that zoomazooma-zoom-zoom". Talking to the conductor of the train gives you special abilities beyond just "Riding the Train". It allows you to crank the speed of it up to about Mach 3.

"What's got into you today bro, you're going 100 miles an hour today?"

"This morning I knew I wasn't feelin like gettin shit done so I had to hop on that traaiiin and talk to the conductor!!!"

"Word"

by nibblegnome September 25, 2011

Bloodstains on my cinderella shoes

Guilty as charged

-Have you ever regretted something?
-There are bloodstains on my cinderella shoes!

by Vvb July 11, 2018

Code of conduct

MOST ANNOYING THING EVER ITS JUST A CRAP TON OF RULES THEN YOU HAVE TO SIGN SOME PAPER TWICE

HEY SIGN YOUR NAME ON CODE OF CONDUCTS

I HATE CODE OF CONDUCT

by NAH 2WIOJ2EFIJ23IOFHD2E March 29, 2019

Oh-Oh-Cindy Sundae

Strawberry ice cream topped with chocolate or caramel syrup, chopped nuts, whipped cream and candied cherries.

Jimmy: "Hey Katie, wanna go grab some Banana Splits?"

Katie: "Sure, I'll go but I like Oh-Oh-Cindy Sundaes more than Banana Splits."

by itsfuntotrynewthings May 23, 2019

Oh-Oh-Cindy Sundae

A group sexual act involving at least two woman. One participate fingers one woman's vagina until it is red and raw(the strawberry ice cream). Then someone takes a diarrhea filled corn (the chocolate or caramel sauce and chopped nuts) on said vag, then another participant ejaculates (the whipped cream) on the vag and the other woman menstruates on top(the cherry).

Rachel promised her boyfriend a foursome but she's on her period and he ate some bad leftover Chipotle. So he suggested instead on cancelling they can all make an "Oh-Oh-Cindy Sundae."

by itsfuntotrynewthings May 23, 2019