choke

to smoke good weed

maine this shit ani't no boogie grass where going to be "chokin". or lets go "choke" as in get high, let get choked out!

by jumpshot money September 20, 2009

Choke the Bishop

Another way of saying “jerking off.” This phrase also specifically makes fun of the fact that bishops and their hats look like a penis, thus the phrase “Choking the Bishop” where Bishop is the fill in for Penis and Choking is the fill in for a persons grip while they masturbate

I plan to head home and Choke the Bishop while watching some porn on the good old flatscreen

by RangerR1234 December 22, 2020

Choke

one who always lets the team down.

Bro Jacob is always a choke.

by daddyraj February 14, 2023

choke a lemon

The strongest insult or comeback ever.

Kid writing review on minecraft: This game is to blocky, creepers keep blowing me up!!!! CHOKE A LEMON!!!!!!

by mtyuaduauduve3845 September 21, 2025

Minnesota choke

An all too familiar collapse when it's crunch time.

The Timberwolves pulled off the Minnesota Choke to a T.
The Vikings invented the Minnesota Choke.

by Mr Duckets August 6, 2024

Choke

Cam Newton during every single game

"Cam Newton just fumbled the ball and just choked real badly and costed the team the entire game, again""

by Stalingrad69 August 13, 2019

choke porn

watching someone choke so hard, it makes your phallus throttle

omg how did they lose that lead! that's choke porn right there

by stresspacito October 14, 2018