Canadian Tubesteak
A Canadian man's tubesteak. Often touted by over-zealous Canadians as being the roto-rooter of the soul.
Canadian Tubesteak by MikeH March 23, 2004
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canadian baseball
The act of attempting to prevent pregnancy by repeatedly hitting yourself in the crotch with a broken hockey stick. Usually done out of pure boredome.
canadian baseball by jmnan76 March 24, 2010
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canadian history
Canadian History is a sex act so deplorable that it can not be mentioned on T.V. But thanks to the glory of the Internet I can explain it to you here. It was created by two mounties on a frigid December night. They were water boarding a moonshiner in a log cabin trying to get him to confess the location of his distillery. Hours went by and they were getting no where. So they had to think fast. The only supplies they had left in the cabin were an extremely large set of moose antlers a jug of maple syrup and oddly enough the Stanly cup. Quick on there feet they covered the mans member in maple syrup and began violently jerking him off. Right as the man was about to peak sexually they simultaneously smashed his genitals with the Stanley cup and rammed the moose antlers up his ass using the remainder of the maple syrup as lube. The force was so great that the mans prostate exploded so violently that he confessed the distillery's exact location before he even knew what he had done.
canadian history by Canadian History 101 February 7, 2010
Canadian Two By Four
Noun.
Plural: Canadian Two by Fours.
Definition: Two 4x4 posts bolted/screwed/glued together, to make a single approximately 4x8 board. Invented by a Canadian contractor working on a very overbuilt deck.
Plural: Canadian Two by Fours.
Definition: Two 4x4 posts bolted/screwed/glued together, to make a single approximately 4x8 board. Invented by a Canadian contractor working on a very overbuilt deck.
Canadian Two By Four by Scarab November 29, 2004
Canadian Neighbor
Where you are having sex with a girl from behind. and you see ur neighbor across the street from your window and you start waving at eachother without the girl knowing your doing it
Canadian Neighbor by Hood33 March 30, 2009
Canadian shower
The act of voluntarily showering in very water cold water. This is easily achievable in the winter time in Canada due to the cold pipes in ones house. Can be done in two ways"
1. (Intermediate level): Turning on the shower normally, waiting for the water to get hot, and the turn the temperature all the way down until water is freezing for a few seconds, resulting in intense pain, before returning to normal temperature. Repeat as needed
2. (Pro level) Turning on the shower normally, waiting for the water to get hot, and the turn the temperature all the way down until water is freezing, SLOWLY bringing the temperature back to normal.
This will result in a vivid awaken sensation.
1. (Intermediate level): Turning on the shower normally, waiting for the water to get hot, and the turn the temperature all the way down until water is freezing for a few seconds, resulting in intense pain, before returning to normal temperature. Repeat as needed
2. (Pro level) Turning on the shower normally, waiting for the water to get hot, and the turn the temperature all the way down until water is freezing, SLOWLY bringing the temperature back to normal.
This will result in a vivid awaken sensation.
Guy 1: Dude, i felt fucking groggy and tired this morning, but I took a Canadian shower, I'm feel primo right now.
Guy 2: That's pretty cool, eh.
Guy 2: That's pretty cool, eh.
Canadian shower by coolcanuck December 11, 2009