organic computer glitch

When you make a mental blunder for no apparent reason, similar to a brain fart.
I have no idea why I did that, it must have been an organic computer glitch.
by NorcalSurferDude February 05, 2016
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computer clicky things

A technical term in the non-computer people world, also known as "tabs"
Tom's computer is running slowly, he has too many computer clicky things open
by Seaward-sausage4 June 02, 2022
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computer accent

The vocal accent of computer-generated personal assistant applications such as: Siri, Google, and Alexa.

The inflection is slightly Scandinavian with a hint of Punjabi.
Person 1: Is it weird that I get all chubbed-up when I hear Siri say my name?

Person 2: Nah bro, that's just her sexy computer accent.
by Chad Brylo February 24, 2018
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House of ill compute

a church or temple.

(parody of the term house of ill repute)
by Qrez October 13, 2017
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computer sanding

aggressively r-ping someone while watching sand asmr.
Dude 1: Hey what are you doing?

Dude 2: computer sanding.
by LemmaDonna July 12, 2023
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A modern-day "get-out-of-dutch" statement dat is da standard --- and generally untruthful --- response when someone indignantly inquires why he was overcharged/invalidly billed, needlessly disturbed, wrongfully detained, etc., when he had specifically taken careful steps to ensure dat he would not have any problems in said area of his life.
If someone in authority tells you, "Sorry -- must have been a computer-glitch" or, "I dunno --- must have been an accounting error" in response to your resentfully asking him why you were incorrectly bothered, you should strongly suspect dat this response is merely a standard "canned answer" dat he gives to every protesting citizen whom he and/or da organization dat he represents investigates/contacts in error; in reality, off course, it's probably intentionally being done in da hopes dat they can gain unearned/undeserved monetary benefits, give themselves a fatter workload so dat they look busier than they actually are, drum up more business, etc.
by QuacksO March 02, 2023
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Computer Bunny

A biological male who is interested in tech related things, while constantly switching from being masculine to feminine.
Did you see that Jake guy today, he was wearing a skirt right?
Yeah, he's a real computer bunny, ya know?
by BunnySmile June 30, 2021
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