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butthole f stops

Analagous to the f stops on a camera,this refers to aperture settings built in to the anus.These f stops vary with the load. An f-1 would be used to pass a tapeworm while an f-11 would be needed for a loggerhead turd. Butthole f stops can get out of sync with excessive anal sex which can and often does result in turd whittling.(passing a turd through too small of orifice)
This one ole gal I knew had a gaping bunghole because her butthole f stops were all messed up.
by wolfbait51 November 25, 2011
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Cinnamon Butthole

The overdose of a Cinnamon air freshener creating a disturbing taste in your mouth and a horrible smell in the air.
Guy 1: I hate the smell of cinnamon!
Guy 2: Shit I can taste it!
Guy 1: It made my bed smell like cinnamon Butthole!
by Raging butthole attack January 2, 2012
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Rusty Butthole

A drink consisting of:

1 part jagermeister
3 parts apple cider

Mix vigorously, drink vigorously
Guy 1: Hey would you like a rusty butthole?
Guy 2: Oh boy I sure would!
*anal sex*
Guy 1: Cool, I'm gonna go make a Rusty Butthole, you want one?
Guy 2: Yeah, thanks bro.
by Bonegina November 8, 2009
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Ms.C Butthole

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Ms.C Butthole likes dominics big weenie hut jr in her a s s c h e e c k s
by Ms.C Stanky Butthole December 5, 2018
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fruit-flavored butthole

The taste of numerous fruit-flavored drinks and and wine coolers on the market. Ex: Zima and Fanta (every flavor). If you use this term, you will be asked, "How you you know what fruit-flavored butthole tastes like?" How you answer that one is up to you dude.
Tastes like fruit-flavored butthole!
by Dale February 24, 2003
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butthole eyes

When a woman has suken eyes and wears makeup to make it look as if their eyes look like buttholes
Hey Tommy did you just see that bitch, she had butthole eyes.
by madbatol July 24, 2011
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butthole surfer

girls who love backdoor attentions
"shes in love with a butthole surfer..."
by Johnny February 4, 2004
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