when your mouth has heavy sticky saliva accumulated. result from excess oxygen intake (running) and gatoraid
by gatorsnatch October 23, 2011
Get the hooker spitmug. On her knees between his legs, Jasmine longed to charm his spitting cobra of love.
Aware she was just past tipsy, Brad teasingly propositioned Isabela to enjoy his spitting cobra of love.
Aware she was just past tipsy, Brad teasingly propositioned Isabela to enjoy his spitting cobra of love.
by Joy Lovewell July 27, 2010
Get the Spitting Cobra of Lovemug. - So I pulled that hot girl last night
- Nice! how did it go?
- Good, took her back to mine
- Spit, spunk or a finger?
- Nice! how did it go?
- Good, took her back to mine
- Spit, spunk or a finger?
by Thomulas July 22, 2009
Get the Spit, Spunk or a Finger?mug. A review process whereby the proofreader believes a particular piece of work product is so terrible that it would be an improvement to:
1) Print out document/presentation
2) Pull down trousers
3) Squat over said document/presentation
4) Proceed to excrete on document
5) Return to author covered in human excrement
1) Print out document/presentation
2) Pull down trousers
3) Squat over said document/presentation
4) Proceed to excrete on document
5) Return to author covered in human excrement
That PowerPoint Presentation was so horrible that I printed it out and gave it a Brown Spit-Shine.
Upon reviewing the first draft of Jim's presentation, I had no choice but to Brown Spit-Shine it. Jim's on holiday so his desk is going to smell upon his return.
I know the first iteration wasn't my best work by it didn't deserve to be literally shat upon with a Brown Spit-Shine.
Upon reviewing the first draft of Jim's presentation, I had no choice but to Brown Spit-Shine it. Jim's on holiday so his desk is going to smell upon his return.
I know the first iteration wasn't my best work by it didn't deserve to be literally shat upon with a Brown Spit-Shine.
by Arnie P October 15, 2011
Get the Brown Spit-Shinemug. A month in which every single human to ever be born onto this earth will unite and band together regardless of race in order to spit on Dan
Person 1: Hey do you know what month it is?
Person 2: Yeah! Its spit on Dan month
*both people begin to simultaneously spit on Dan*
Person 2: Yeah! Its spit on Dan month
*both people begin to simultaneously spit on Dan*
by Jammy Dodger Destroyer July 2, 2022
Get the Spit on Dan monthmug. An Arizona Spit Shine (aka ASS) is the act of ejaculating on someone and rubbing it on them afterwards.
by TooDevious4545 December 12, 2022
Get the Arizona Spit Shinemug. Sarah: Chew each bite 32 times!
Jeff: It's quinoa. You don't need to chew.
Sarah: Yes you do. *chews quinoa 32 times, spits it out* It looks exactly the same.
Frank: You're really spitting out the quinoa.
Jeff: It's quinoa. You don't need to chew.
Sarah: Yes you do. *chews quinoa 32 times, spits it out* It looks exactly the same.
Frank: You're really spitting out the quinoa.
by GirlNamedSandoz August 30, 2022
Get the spitting out the quinoamug.