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Credible bullshit

Bullshit, but you can fact check it
We were arguing, and I won with some credible bullshit.
by morganpigorgan June 24, 2020
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Bullshit

the defenition of logans brain
logan is bullshit
by bigme69 January 9, 2021
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Bullshit

An election between one candidate who has spent most of his entire life compromising, and the other who has spent most of his entire life trying to force other people to compromise.
The bullshit is why some of us don't vote.
by Solid Mantis November 10, 2020
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Bullshitical

When people’s responses and actions are influenced so heavily by “popular” opinion and political correctness
I fart in the general direction of your bullshitical response.
by Burbear January 14, 2019
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Total Bullshit

Total Bullshit

If a conclusion ignores all evidence and reasoning to the contrary, it's still a conclusion; however, it's a conclusion in the form Total Bullshit. You have to capitalize Total Bullshit, so the phrase pops out to poke you in the eyeballs.
"The Total Bullshit I believe is thusly, henceforth, therefore, meanwhile, perfectly reasonable for me to assume this here planet Earth is shaped like a corndog and the creator is a Frightening Frog Person from a Nightmare Dimension," said Professor Poopypants.
by The Good Reefer Kid September 19, 2022
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Bullshit

Bullshit
That's life for ya cause it's Bullshit.
by this handle thing is bullshit November 10, 2018
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Bullshit

2 TV Remotes, a copy of Morbius on Blu Ray, and a bag of Knorr Sidekicks Cream Bacon Carbonara Pasta.

This originates from a video posted online of men handing out christmas gifts in a car, in which a man said “Hopefully it’s not some bullshit.” The items he’s received was the following, which are indeed, bullshit.
Person 1: Man what the fuck

Person 2: What is it?

Person 1: You know those men in the car handing out presents?

Person 2: Yeah? What did they give you?

Person 1: 2 TV Remotes, a copy of Morbius on Blu Ray, and a bag of Knorr Sidekicks Cream Bacon Carbonara Pasta!

Person 2: What a bunch of bullshit!
by H. W. Anglerfish December 23, 2024
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