Colton Bowling

A fat ugly ass mother fucker that loves to ride dick and fist his ass hole. He loves to ride his bfs dick and put his balls in his ass.

Is that a killer wale with legs? Oh wait it’s Colton Bowling

by Madison kids are bomb January 3, 2020

Irish Bowling Ball

Two fingers in Jameson and then in the vagina, thumb in baileys then anal. Jameson is the spike baileys for lube

He gave her the Irish Bowling Ball

by aeSteve August 1, 2020

Human Bowling

That thing where you throw an actual bowling ball at 10 midgets and see how many you can knock over

Brad: “Yo Chad we just trapped the last midget we need for Human Bowling. You coming over later?”
Chad: “Yeah man. You want me to bring the ball with the nails we put in it?”

by Futt Bucker69 September 26, 2020

Female bowling ball

A woman with which one engages in a meaningful five minute relationship behind the bar. You pick her up, stick your meat in all three holes then chuck her in the gutter when you are done.

I had your mum last night. She's a female bowling ball

by Dr. Phil Yagash-Anass September 7, 2021

unholy bowling

The Mormon way of saying fuck

Me and Jan are going unholy bowling

by Kinkywinka October 30, 2021

The Bowling Ball

When someone puts their thumb in another person's anus and other two fingers in or on their genitals.

He broke up the fight by giving the attacker the bowling ball.

by Stepong May 7, 2022

crilbus bowlingfaggot

eating funions out of bowling ball

"Hey yo is that guy eatin funion out of a bowling ball?
"Yeah he's a crilbus bowlingfaggot."

by fard shid May 13, 2022