Blinding

When you receive a BJ and at the crucial moment you whip your knob out and jizz all over her face, getting it in her eyes and causing the eyelids to stick together temporarily blinding her

Katie gave me a great shiner last night but went garrity when I pulled out and shot my load all over her face getting it in her eyes and blinding her

by Philphee-phil August 30, 2023

Blind Bust

When you carve your eyes out (with a spoon for example) and then proceed to ejaculate into your eye socket.

I'm gonna go blind bust... BRB

by fredfazbea October 23, 2023

Brain Blind

The inability to detect intelligence in a friend or acquaintance.

So, I was tryin to mack on that girl from the suburbs all night...really talking up that grant I just received. She's totally brain blind, I guess she went home with that guy on the motorcycle.

by shtooops November 15, 2009

Elephants Blindfold

An abnormaly large bra

woah that bras huge!! big enough to be an elephants blindfold..!!
your mums tits are so big, the circus uses her bras to blindfold the elephants

by punkyroo February 21, 2010

Thing Blindness

Used when you are looking for some THING that you know is RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU but you can't find it or see it.

Husband: Honey, do you know where my keys are?

Wife: Yes dear, they're on the counter right in front of you.

Husband: I must be suffering from Thing Blindness

by who da hell cares? April 22, 2010

cell blind

Obliviousness when walking or otherwise in motion while simultaneously playing with or peering at a hand-held gadget. Often a public nuisance, as when slow, erratic, or careless movement impedes or leads to collision with others; sometimes also dangerous to the cell blind themselves, as when crossing a busy street without looking because engrossed in texting, IM-ing, or similarly urgent activities.

See: cell blindness (n.), cell-blind (v., adv.), and cell-blindly (adv.)

Darwin Award nominees include a cell blind woman who fell through an open manhole cover.

by notdogen January 24, 2011

Toe Blindness Syndrome

When your stomach is so big, you cannot see your toes.

Man, my boss already has TBS - Toe Blindness Syndrome, but he's still eating out of the vending machine.

by bing's wai July 8, 2011