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Ear Bleeder

A person who is considered highly annoying, tiresome, irritating, etc. to the point that those around them will exaggerate and claim their ears are “bleeding” from simply listening to said person.
“We had this teacher in high school who was such an ear bleeder…”
by Mr.M3447 July 9, 2024
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Block Bleeder

A hustler...(usually in reference to crack sells), someone who makes good money trapping (selling drugs) on the streets.
"That nigga a real block Bleeder, he be out on the block day and night getting that paper"
by TrillTalk33 April 4, 2025
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Double Bleeder

Having sex with a girl on her period while she has a nosebleed.
Hey man, I just slept with that chick and she hit me with that double bleeder it was dope
by Deliriosg February 20, 2026
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Lucas Berdais

The prettiest, sexiest, and most detrimentally arousing guy you will ever meet. He's got all the looks and all the personality - he's certainly a heart-melter. He's one-of-a-kind, and you're lucky if you get to look him in the eye. It's impossible not to fall in love with him once you see him.
"I beat my shit to Lucas Berdais yesterday, it was the best orgasm I've had in a while."
"Adrian rincoon is a 0 compared to Lucas Berdais, who is a 10000/10."
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Free-Bleeding

A process done by someone on their period that involves not using a tampon or sanitary pad and instead “free-bleeding”.

Reasons a person would choose to free-bleed include(in no particular order):

1. Extreme ‘feminist’ beliefs that using tampons/sanitary pads, having been invented by men, endorses the patriarchy and tricks women into “raping themselves”

2. Religious reasons/beliefs that prohibit the use of things like tampons and sanitary pads, such as some interpretations of older Orthodox Judaism, Islam, some Hindu communities(unconfirmed), and certain Christian denominations such as Catholicism.

3. A person is uncomfortable with using tampons and/or sanitary pads and instead choosing to free-bleed, often opting for period underwear/absorbent undergarments so there won’t be a lot of mess. It is unclear whether or not using period underwear is/should be considered ‘free-bleeding’.
“Are you using tampons or pads for your period?”

Neither I’m free-bleeding using period underwear.”

“Does that count as free-bleeding?”

“No idea.”
by catbalss48 July 2, 2025
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Static Ear Bleed

A song that sounds really bad and staticky because of the sound card on the computer or the recording device thus making your ears bleed.
Bill: Hey did you hear John's new song?

Damon: Yeah, but I got a static ear bleed because of all the static, he really needs to get a new computer.
by hewhosubmitsdefinitions July 20, 2009
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My nuts were bleeding!

An educational video on the viewing platform of YouTube, a child possibly diagnosed with Aspergers and Down Syndrome, shows us the side effects of shoving a Cheetos Snack down his genitalia, resulting in his genitalia begin to bleed.
"Can I have a Cheetos?"
Not even 30 seconds later:
"My nuts were bleeding! Oh my God, there's blood everywhere!"
by Ryben79 June 1, 2018
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