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Choad in a Blanket

his choad in a blanket was so stumpy his foreskin looked like 5skin dripping off a tuna can!
by the grim preacher January 2, 2017
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Blanket Couple

People in a relationship that show excessive public displays of affection. The name of the term refers to people that would commit sexual acts in public, that would be considered public indecency, if they weren't under a blanket.
"Did you see those band kids making out in the hallway?"

"yeah, I saw them doing that at the football game too, they're definitely the blanket couple"
by My_Kankles November 7, 2024
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blanket

a comfy ass thing that goes to heaven and lives a good life
by banags September 4, 2020
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Blanket friend

A close platonic friend that provides a sense of security and warmth. A comfy person to be around. Used in a non-romantic and non-sexual way.
Mica is my blanket friend they make me feel better when tired or depressed. They are comfort and security.
by Kirbey March 29, 2023
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Blanket

Zeke: My blanket are the best!
John: Shut the fuck up!
Zeke: You are fucking jealous!
John: I hate you!
Zeke: Get out of my fucking house!
John: I am sorry!
Zeke: I am still fucking pissed at you!
by DOGMAN_5676 June 12, 2020
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Pigs In Blankets

When you place a freshly cooked slice of bacon on your Penis and your partner eats your Penis like a Pigs in blanket, a classic in the traditional english roast dinner.

Take it one step further and you can sever the “pigs in blankets” and serve it on a platter to diners e.g school canteen or a care home
i’m really craving some pigs in blankets
by DaRastaPasta September 15, 2021
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pepperoni pizza blanket

Dawg, I gave her a gigantic slice of pepperoni pizza blanket last night.
by nstlr007 December 7, 2019
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