bean dip

a mexican baptsim

Pedro: hey you want to go to my sons baptism

Jonny no im not in to bean dip

Pedro:no we have salsa and chips and beer

by the randyman January 16, 2010

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Bean-Farts

After a large meal of bean soups or plain beans, you might end up farting to the point where your suficated in your own fart stench. You may get woozy and major dumpage but after about 20 - 40 minutes, the stench may drift away.

He woke up at 12:02 AM and said to his Mom "Mom. I have Bean-Farts." so his Mom walked up to him and said "ooh honey stand outside for a second you smell really bad. After take a shower."

by buttmonkey5678 July 28, 2009

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smiley bean chizzer

the smiliest of the smilers.

that girl over there is smiling so much, she's one of those smiley bean chizzers.

by BowlOfSpecialK February 26, 2011

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Soggy Bean Eater

A derogatory name for a Filipino Douche Bag.

"Hey, you know that Leeland kid down the hall? He is such a Soggy Bean Eater."

by Anon32546541 October 28, 2011

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Black Bean Chimichanga

Double vaginal penetration of a white woman by a Black and Mexican man.

Although double internal ejaculation or creampie is recommended, it is not required for official recognition by competitive sex leagues.

After having just licked her pussy, Jeff found out she just had a Black Bean Chimichanga.

by Ballzbaldwins May 28, 2013

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baldy bean

When a girl is licking your balls and you are gentleman enough to make a batch of baked beans so she doesn't have to suffer from the taste of your sweaty ball sweat. It acts as a "chaser" in a way so she doesn't have to swollow gross ball sweat and instead eat some tasty beans.

Jake: "dude this bitch was slobbing on my nuts last night."
Steve: "did you make her some beans?"
Jake: "why the fuck would I do that?"
Steve: "bro it's common courtesy. You gotta give her a baldy bean so she doesn't have the ball sweat taste on her mouth.

Jake: "why doesn't she just get some listerine or brush her teeth?"
Steve: "fuck you."

by jabu1394 March 6, 2014

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Slick bean

Also called a "bean head"

Term used for anyone whose head resembles the shape of a baked bean, black bean, or any bean of that sort.

"Dang man, Ray Allen has a slick bean."

Meaning- Ray Allen's head is shiny and looks like a baked bean.

That little kid has a slick bean.

by Bryce T. July 5, 2016

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