bagels and orange juice

A breakfast foods i used to love eat but now i never can cause i played danganronpa 2 goodbye despair

Person 1:i ate bagels and orange juice!
Me:...ok

by You_are_fool July 27, 2022

Jiz-bagel

A bagel in which the condiment is replaced with jiz contrast to the cream cheese or butter bagel.

The customer was rather snobish so the baker gave him a nice Jiz-bagel instead of the plain with cream cheese

by Christopher Joe Smith January 3, 2008

Crunchy Bagel

A crusty dried out vagina.

Man 1: "Dude she's hot"
Man 2: "Don't do it, she has a crunchy bagel"

by Butt_Sex_69 December 15, 2010

skank bagel

an insult used to define a vagina that is as wide as a bagel due to taking too many cocks

i fucked this chick last night who had a skank bagel between the legs

by oiayfhvuewqhfndsabcv67txz9yp8u January 10, 2012

broken bagel

The art of possessing a massive penis and brutally destroying whatever it goes into. Also, if I break the bagel, u may also frost the bagel. Onion bagels r bonus points.

Short Sarah Breaks many many bagels. At once. Broken bagel

by Maxcbigbagels84479 January 11, 2014

everything bagel

Someone who is of mixed race, including part Jewish.

Juan's mother is 1/4 Mexican, 1/4 Black, 1/4 Irish and 1/4 French. His father is Jewish. He's an everything bagel!

by NoGimmicks May 17, 2014

taco baell

When Taco Bell is soooo good, it becomes your bae because you go to it all the time.

"Wanna go to Taco Baell with me?"

by Smokeeeee August 10, 2014