snaggletooth bastard

A short, chipped/missing tooth bastard who stumbles upon society whistling dixie.

May also go by: Chip, Chippy

Have you seen Eddie? That Snaggletooth bastard owes me money.

by Monkey Brainz October 31, 2017

Big Bastard

An exceptionally large object, idea, or more commonly, person.

"Fuck me, he's a big bulky bastard in't he?"

"You got a mocha?"
"Yeah, a big bastard "

by Fat_Fellow January 26, 2018

Sausage bastard

A sex pest who rubs up a little too closely for his own sexual gratification, often when hugging female friends.

Often, sausage bastards find themselves quite lonely because of their tendencies.

Nigel hasn't got many close friends. He's made a name for himself with his sausage bastardry.

by Kbobs July 17, 2020

weighty bastard

somebody who is suspect, open to controversy and an all round shady person.
somebody really intense in nature and character.

dude, I'm not sure about that guy, he seems a bit of a weighty bastard.

I hate that guy, he's such a weighty bastard.

by bethamphetamine12 April 06, 2011

Film bastard

Someone who actively ruins the experience of watching a movie, usually by talking throughout it or outright spoiling everything.

"Hey, you know that guy is actually the villain."
"God, you are such a film bastard!"

by sinnamon64 May 28, 2022

lady bastard

An indiscreet female with a gritty attitude. She gives no fucks and is happy to tell you to fuck off. Fuck you, Jenny.

That lady bastard! She stole my lunch and sent me an instagram of it to me.

by awarmfastbear April 28, 2019

Knuckle-Bastards

Semen discharged from an act of self-gratification, usually left to dribble over the thumb of the active hand.

I was in the bathroom after your mum took a shit, so I thought I'd use that time to fire off some knuckle-bastards.

by FormerSmurf April 07, 2015